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Advent Madness-Dec. 18: Christmas Physics!

2006-12-19T04:04:09Z

Hey guys! I'm sure you've noticed the lack of updates and I'm sorry. My time is limited. Anyways, enjoy Xmas physics!

Christmas Physics

After many careful hours of painstaking research, I have compiled the most expansive physics experiment ever performed on Santa Claus. I hope you can give me the due credit when you show off your cute article. After all, it is my life, my thesis, my reason for existence on this blessed earth. Well, here is my inquiry into Santa Claus.

1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

2. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to the Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there exists at least one good child in each.

3. Santa has 31 of hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky
27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

4. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each good child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariable described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

5. 353,00 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously,
exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion -

If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

Advent Madness-Dec. 15: Hanukkah Humour!

2006-12-15T19:26:11Z

According to my Toronto Maple Leaf calendar (pimps hockey team), Hanukkah commences today at sundown. Obviously, it's not sundown now (not here anyways) but I'll be writing an exam at sundown so I have to post this now. I figured that our Jewish Guild friends should not be left out of the fun, so I present you with some Hanukkah jokes.

I don't think these need an objectionable content warning, but if you feel you'd be offended by Hanukkah jokes, please don't read them.

Holiday Merger

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah will merge. An industry source said that the deal had been in the works for about 1300 years.

While details were not available at press time, it is believed that the overhead cost of having twelve days of Christmas and eight days of Hanukkah was becoming prohibitive for both sides. By combining forces, we're told, the world will be able to enjoy consistently high-quality service during the Fifteen Days of Chrismukah, as the new holiday is being called.

Massive layoffs are expected, with lords a-leaping and maids a-milking being the hardest hit. As part of the conditions of the agreement, the letters on the dreydl, currently in Hebrew, will be replaced by Latin, thus becoming unintelligible to a wider audience.

Also, instead of translating to "A great miracle happened there," the message on the dreydl will be the more generic "Miraculous stuff happens." In exchange, it is believed that Jews will be allowed to use Santa Claus and his vast merchandising resources for buying and delivering their gifts.

One of the sticking points holding up the agreement for at least three hundred years was the question of whether Jewish children could leave milk and cookies for Santa even after having eaten meat for dinner. A breakthrough came last year, when Oreos were finally declared to be Kosher. All sides appeared happy about this.

A spokesman for Christmas, Inc., declined to say whether a takeover of Kwanzaa might not be in the works as well. He merely pointed out that, were it not for the independent existence of Kwanzaa, the merger between Christmas and Chanukah might indeed be seen as an unfair cornering of the holiday market. Fortunately for all concerned, he said, Kwanzaa will help to maintain the competitive balance. He then closed the press conference by leading all present in a rousing rendition of "Oy Vey, All Ye Faithful."

The Eight Days of Hanukkah

On the first night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me
Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the second night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
2 Kosher pickles and
Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the third night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
3 pounds of corned beef
2 Kosher pickles and
Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the fourth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
4 potato latkes
3 pounds of corned beef
2 Kosher pickles and
Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the fifth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
5 bowls of chicken soup
4 potato latkes
3 pounds of corned beef
2 Kosher pickles and
Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the sixth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
6 pickled herrings
5 bowls of chicken soup
4 potato latkes
3 pounds of corned beef
2 Kosher pickles and
Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the seventh night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
7 noodle kugels
6 pickled herrings
5 bowls of chicken soup
4 potato latkes
3 pounds of corned beef
2 Kosher pickles and
Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

On the eighth night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me
8 Alka- Seltzer
7 noodle kugels
6 pickled herrings
5 bowls of chicken soup
4 potato latkes
3 pounds of corned beef
2 Kosher pickles and
Lox, bagels and some cream cheese

Top 12 Reasons why we like Hanukkah

12. You can't be nailed to the menorah

11. More elephants in the Hanukkah story

10. No roof damage from reindeer

9. Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones

8. Dance of the Sugar-Plum Rebbe

7. Betting Hanukkah gelt on candle races

6. Yes, Rivka'le, there is no Santa Claus

5. Naked spin-the-dreidel games

4. Fun waxy buildup

3. No awkward explanations of virgin birth

2. Cheer optional

1. No Irving Berlin songs (or Mel Torme' either!)

Stan and John are walking to school one day and Stan is showing off his new Gameboy to John. "Where did you get that?" John asked. "I got it last night for Hanukkah," said Stan.

"What's Hanukkah?" John asked.

"It's the Jewish holiday where we get presents every night for eight nights to celebrate the festival of lights."

"Wow, I wish we got that!" John exclaimed. The next day on the way to school John runs up to Stan, curious to see what he got. He sees that Stan is upset, "What's wrong? Where's your present from last night?" asks John.

Stan holds up a ball of crumpled wrapping paper, "It was leftovers night."

Advent Madness- Dec.14: Cyanide and Happiness!

2006-12-15T01:07:52Z

Today's treat is inspired by the fabulous Steph, whose LJ led me to these hilarious cartoons. I think that we need something a bit non-Xmassy, and I also think that we all could use a little naughty, nonsensical humour.

A little bit of nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Bonus points if you can tell me what movie that came from.

Objectionable Content Warning!

This is probably the most severe one I've ever thrown out there, because some of these cartoons are extremely offensive. Why am I putting them up then? Because they're funny and they satirize our deepest fears and social taboos, which we relish even if we don't want to admit it. In a subversive kind of way, we enjoy being offended. We enjoy being non-PC or abot off-colour, because it lets us laugh at ourselves and how silly we can be. That's my opinion anyway, which none of you have to share. But please remember that this is all in good fun and no one should have hurt feelings about this. :)

You may have to click on them to see the whole thing, as stupid LJ formatting is making the page look all wonky.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Advent Madness-Dec. 13: Xmas Randomness

2006-12-14T01:02:38Z

Everyday, it gets a little bit closer. Here are some random Christmas jokes that I found amusing. The first one about Martha Stewart is particularly hilarious. Enjoy!

Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List

December 1
Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside
down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards.

December 2
Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for
answering machine.

December 3
Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones, fashion a
cat-o-nine-tails. Flog gardener.

December 4
Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with mocha trim.

December 5
Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself.

December 6
Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for consideration.

December 7
Debug Windows '95

December 10
Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth.

December 11
Lay Faberge egg.

December 12
Take dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble.

December 13
Collect dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters, particularly for
decorative pie crusts.

December 14
Install plumbing in gingerbread house.

December 15
Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade "Holiday Scents" in case tires
are shot out at mall.

December 17
Child proof the Christmas tree with garland of razor wire.

December 19
Adjust legs of chairs so each Christmas dinner guest will be the same
height when sitting at his or her assigned seat.

December 20
Dip sheep and cows in egg whites and roll in confectioner's sugar to
add a festive sparkle to the pasture.

December 21
Drain city reservoir; refill with mulled cider, orange slices and
cinnamon sticks.

December 22
Float votive candles in toilet tank.

December 23
Seed clouds for white Christmas.

December 24
Do my annual good deed. Go to several stores. Be seen engaged in last
minute Christmas shopping, thus making many people feel less inadequate
than they really are.

December 25
Bear son. Swaddle. Lay in color-coordinated manger scented with homemade
potpourri.

December 26
Organize spice racks by genus and phylum.

December 27
Build snowman in exact likeness of God.

December 31
New Year's Eve! Give staff their resolutions. Call a friend in each time
zone of the world as the clock strikes midnight in that country.

Things Not To Say When Hanging The Lights

Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of
the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship?

Psychiatrists claim the other two danger zones are teaching your
mate to drive and wallpapering. They are rarely wrong on these
things. We rush to print with an emergency prompt list of Things
Not To Say When Hanging Lights on the Christmas Tree.

-- "You've got two red lights right next to each other, dummy.
You're supposed to go yellow, green, red, blue, not yellow,
red, red, green, blue..."

-- "Up a little higher. You can reach it. Go on, try."

-- "What the hell do you do to these lights when you put them
away every year? Tie them in knot?"

-- "Come away from that aluminum ladder, kids. I'm going to fry
that sucker."

-- "If you're not going to do it right, don't do it at all. Don't
just throw them on, like you do the icicles. You're worse than
your father."

-- "Give me that!"

-- "You've got the whole thing on the tree upside-down. The
electric pluggee thing should be down here at the bottom, not
up at the top."

-- "I don't care if you have found another two strings, I'm done!"

-- "You've just wound 'em around and around - I thought we agreed
it shouldn't look like a spiral this year?"

-- "Have you been drinking?"

-- "Where's the cat?"

Holiday Eating Tips

1. About those carrot sticks. Avoid them. Anyone who puts
carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the
Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave
immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly.
Like fine single-malt Scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even
rarer than single-malt Scotch. You can't find it any other
time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has
10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to
turn into an eggnogaholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy
it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think.
It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point
of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a
volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with Gravy. Eat
the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim
milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like
buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to
control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas
party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it.
Hello? Remember college?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between Christmas
and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have
nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which
you'll need after circling the buffet table carrying a ten-
pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table,
like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa,
position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as
you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like
a beautiful pair of shoes. You can't leave them behind. You're
not going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of
each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and
one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have
more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the
mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it all cost. I mean,
have some standards, mate.

10. And one final tip If you don't feel terrible when you leave
the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying
attention. Reread the tips. Start over. But hurry! Cookie-
less January is just around the corner.

The Politically Correct 12 Days Of Christmas

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival,
my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship
gave to me:

TWELVE
males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,

ELEVEN
pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members
in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in
their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a
note),

TEN
melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal
ruling class system leaping,

NINE
persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,

EIGHT
economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products
from enslaved Bovine-Americans,

SEVEN
endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,

SIX
enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products,

FIVE
golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic
incarceration,
(NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to
throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and
partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid
further Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package
has been revised.)

FOUR
hours of recorded whale songs

THREE
deconstructionist poets

TWO
Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses

and...

ONE
Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.

Gauging the level of your Christmas Party

Festivity Level 1
Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas tree
ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and
nibbling hors d'oeuvres.

Festivity Level 2
Your guests are talking loudly -- sometimes to each other, and sometimes to
nobody at all, rearranging your Christmas tree ornaments, singing "I Gotta Be
Me" around the upright piano, gulping their drinks and wolfing down hors
d'oeuvres.

Festivity Level 3
Your guests are arguing violently with inanimate objects, singing "I can't get
no satisfaction," gulping down other peoples' drinks, wolfing down Christmas
tree ornaments and placing hors d'oeuvres in the upright piano to see what
happens when the little hammers strike.

Festivity Level 4
Your guests, hors d'oeuvres smeared all over their naked bodies are performing
a ritual dance around the burning Christmas tree. The piano is missing.

You want to keep your party somewhere around level 3, unless you rent your
home and own firearms, in which case you can go to level 4. The best way to
get to level 3 is egg-nog.

Advent Madness-Dec. 12: Do They Know it's Christmas?

2006-12-12T20:52:06Z

Hey everyone!

So up until now, most of the advent stuff has been lighthearted but today's entry is a bit more serious. I don't want to sound preachy but there are a lot of people who don't have much and that makes this time of year that much more difficult. I know that many food banks and shelters ask for extra donations at this time, and while I don't want to tell you what to do, I urge you all to think about giving. Even if you don't celebrate Christmas, I still think that this is an important time. It's about giving and celebration, which I think can be appreciate by everyone, regardless of religion. Also, I think that most people tend to think about giving locally which is great, but I think we should think on a global scale as well. Which brings us to today's item: the video for Band Aid's "Do They Know it's Christmas?" (the original) This has always been one of my favourite Christmas songs and I think it has a very important message. So enjoy and please take some time to think about others at this time of year. Also, if anyone is interested, Elysa (my lovely HoH) is the co-founder of Operation Sudan and you can visit their website for more information: www.operationsudan.org

Here's the video. Have fun spotting the 80s British celebs.

Advent Madness- Dec.10: Xmas Blogthings

2006-12-11T01:51:17Z

We're into double digits. Christmas is officially only 15 days away. Anyways, here are some amusing Christmas related Blogthings. Make sure to post your results so we can all see them. You can enjoy my results while you're at it.

You Are a Snowman

Friendly and fun, you enjoy bringing holiday cheer to everyone you know!

What Christmas Ornament Are You?

Your Christmas is Most Like: How the Grinch Stole Christmas

You can't really get into the Christmas spirit...
But it usually gets to you by the end of the holiday.

What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket!

Full of hope and promise.
But in the end, a cheap letdown.

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Coal

You haven't been *that* naughty this year
Santa is just screwing with you

What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?

You Are a Minimal Christmas Tree

You're not a total Scrooge, but you feel no need to go overboard at Christmas.
Less is more, and your Christmas reflects refined quality.

What Christmas Tree Are You?

Advent Madness- Dec. 9: Holiday Function!

2006-12-10T03:58:30Z

Well, this is even later than yesterday but I only just got home. Tonight's treat is in celebration of the many office/workplace Christmas functions that are happening at this time, including my own that was tonight but I skipped out on to hang out with school friends. :)

This one is pretty clean, so I don't feel it's necessary to edit naything out.

Enjoy!

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: December 1
RE: Christmas Party

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House.

There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols...feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00pm.

Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time, however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets.

This gathering is only for employees! A special announcement will be made by our
CEO at that time! Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Patty

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FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: December
RE: Holiday Party

In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees.

We recognize that Chanukah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party."

The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians or those still celebrating Reconciliation Day. There will be no Christmas tree present. No Christmas carols sung. We will have other types of music for your enjoyment.

Happy now?

Happy Holidays to you and your family.

Patty

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FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: December 3
RE: Holiday Party

Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table ... you didn't sign your name. I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only"; you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle this?

Somebody?

Forget about the gifts exchange, no gifts exchange are allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy.

NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.

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FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: December 7
RE: Holiday Party

What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20 begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours. There goes the party!

Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party- or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy.

Will that work? Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other.

Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each will have their own table. Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table. To the person asking permission to cross dress, no cross dressing allowed though.

We will have booster seats for short people. Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet. We cannot control the salt used in the food we suggest for those people with high blood pressure to taste first.

There will be fresh fruits as dessert for Diabetics, the restaurant cannot supply "No Sugar" desserts. Sorry! Did I miss anything?!?!?

Patty

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FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO : All Employees
DATE: December 10
RE: The #$%*!@% Holiday Party

Vegetarians?!?!?!? I've had it with you people!!! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your #$%^&*! salad bar, including organic tomatoes.

But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW! I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Drive drunk and die, you hear me!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!

The Bitch from HELL!!!!!!!!

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FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director
TO : All Employees
DATE: December 14
RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party

I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery and I'll continue to forward your cards to her. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.

Happy Holidays!

Advent Madness- Dec. 8: Snow Shovel Diary

2006-12-09T02:38:04Z

A bit late, but here nonetheless. This is for all my friends who know what it's like to wake up to 3 feet of snow in their driveway and for those of you who don't know, take heed and stay far, far away.

Objectional content warning!

A bit of minor cursing, which I've edited out in the clean version. Uncensored version is under the cut.

Diary of a Snow Shoveler...

December 8 - 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

December 9 - We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.

December 12 - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. l don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.

December 14 - Snow lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish l wouldn't huff and puff so.

December 15 - 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.

December 16 - Ice storm this morning. Fell on my a** on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.

December 17 - Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.

December 20 - Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. God**** snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow
blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.

December 22 - Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white stuff fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to p***. By the time I got undressed, p***ed and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the a****** is lying.

December 23 - Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she, nuts!!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying.

December 24 - 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a b**** who drives that snow plow I'll drag him through the snow by his b**** and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish
shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the god**** snowplow.

December 25 - Merry ******* Christmas! 20 more inches of the god**** slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow!
Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a fricking idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wondeful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.

December 26 - Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.

December 27 - Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze, plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes.

December 28 - Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. THE B**** is driving me crazy!!!

December 29 - 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30 - Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver he is now suing me for a million dollars not only the beating I gave him but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his a**. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted.

December 31 - I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.

January 8 - Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

Diary of a Snow Shoveler...

December 8 - 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

December 9 - We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.

December 12 - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. l don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.

December 14 - Snow lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish l wouldn't huff and puff so.

December 15 - 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.

December 16 - Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, Which I think was very cruel.

December 17 - Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.

December 20 - Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow
blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.

December 22 - Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white shit fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the asshole is lying.

December 23 - Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she nuts!!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying.

December 24 - 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snow plow I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish
shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the goddamn snowplow.

December 25 - Merry fucking Christmas! 20 more inches of the god damn slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow!
Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think shes a fricking idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wondeful Life" one mor time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.

December 26 - Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.

December 27 - Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze, plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me 1,400 to replace all my pipes.

December 28 - Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. THE BITCH is driving me crazy!!!

December 29 - 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30 - Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver he is now suing me for a million dollars not only the beating I gave him but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted.

December 31 - I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.

January 8 - Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

Advent Madness- Dec. 6: Trivia!

2006-12-07T00:16:18Z

Ok, so you've heard it from me before but everyone likes trivia. Especially me. What can I say, I'm a competition junkie. Anyhoo, I've found an awesome site that has thousands of trivia questions. I've picked out 5 HP quizzes for everyone to take, ranging in difficulty from Very Easy to Difficult. Post your scores as a comment so we can have a little healthy competition. I'll post mine here. Good Luck! (you're gonna need it)

Very Easy- http://www.funtrivia.com/playquiz/quiz185459153caf0.html

Suya's score: 10/10 (hehe)

Easy- http://www.funtrivia.com/playquiz/quiz2432441bd99a8.html

Suya's score: 10/10 (wee)

Average- http://www.funtrivia.com/playquiz/quiz19070715d66f0.html

Suya's score: 9/10 (not so bad)

Tough- http://www.funtrivia.com/playquiz/quiz22700219fdc38.html

Suya's score: 8/10 (uh oh)

Difficult- http://www.funtrivia.com/playquiz/quiz127817ea3f40.html

Suya'a score: 16/20 (good lord, that one was hard!)

Advent Madness- Dec. 5: Quizzes!

2006-12-05T21:40:43Z

Hello again, my lovely Guilders. I've found some amusing HP related quizzes for you all to take. Enjoy them and enjoy my answers. Post them in your LJs so the rest of us can also be amused.

You scored as Albus Dumbledore. Strong and powerful you admirably defend your world and your charges against those who would seek to harm them. However sometimes you can fail to do what you must because you care too much to cause suffering.

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Albus Dumbledore

85%

Hermione Granger

80%

Remus Lupin

75%

Harry Potter

70%

Sirius Black

65%

Severus Snape

65%

Ginny Weasley

55%

Draco Malfoy

50%

Ron Weasley

50%

Lord Voldemort

40%

Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?
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You scored as Squid. You are the Squid. Many armed/legged, you can handle lots of things at once. But don’t forget to get away from the lake and have a good time every once in a while.

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"Bad" Witch/Wizard

50%

"Good" Witch/Wizard

50%

Squid

50%

Banshee

50%

Giant

42%

Vampire

42%

Muggle

33%

Ghost

33%

House-elf

17%

Goblin

17%

Centaur

17%

Werewolf

17%

Which Harry Potter Creature Are You?
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Which Harry Potter Career is Yours?

You would be a professor at Hogwarts, hired to teach the masses of morons everything you know regarding your subject. Hey, you ARE important. Without you, the students would all be drooling clods of nastiness with their brains leaking out of their heads because they aren't used. Teach them, and maybe knowledge will reign supreme after all. (I like knowledge. It's tasty.)
Take this quiz!

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Which Harry Potter Professor are you?

What is your name?

Which house are you in?

One of your best traits is that you're

One of your worst traits is that you're

Who do you hope to get?

Who would you hate to get?

Who are you?

Lupin

How many unforgivable curses have you performed?

3,576,934

How much will you pay for a limb you will break?

$3,342,374

How much do the students hate you?

You will have an affair with Daniel Radcliffe.

False

You will have an affair with Tom Felton.

False

You will have an affair with Alan Rickman.

True

You will have an affair with Michael Gambon.

True

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Advent Madness- Dec. 4: Bowling for Christmas

2006-12-04T22:12:16Z

Another day, another treat for my Guilders. This is a clip from MadTv, which is one of my favourite shows. It's a Michael Moore spoof, hence the title Bowling for Christmas. There isn't anything particularly objectionable, just some minor anti-Bush sentiments. Enjoy!

Advent Madness- Dec. 3: OotP Sneak Peek

2006-12-04T00:16:50Z

Hey everyone!

Here's another day of our advent calendar. Apologies for missing yesterday. Anyways, I'm not sure if everyone has seen this or not, but it's a four minute sneak peek of the OotP movie.

Gigantic Spoiler Alert!

If you don't want to know what the movie will look like, please don't watch.

Here's the link:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7105707010768650236&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=en

Enjoy!

Advent Madness Dec. 1: 12 Days of Xmas

2006-12-01T19:38:41Z

Ahoy Guilders! Since you're here, you must know about the holiday gift I'm giving you all. First off, I'm sorry that the fic exchange fell through. TF had the idea of doing one after the holidays which I think is a great idea. Anyways, on with the Advent fun! I know not everyone celebrtaes Christmas, so not everything here will be Christmas related. I have some jokes, some pictures, some funny videos. Just some fun stuff from me to you to let you know how grateful I am to have a Guild like you.

I have to tell you that some people might find some of the things I have a bit offensive. I promise to put a warning on anything that may be objectional and want to let you know that I'm not trying to insult anyone. This is all in good fun.

Which brings us to today's surprise: The 12 Days of Christmas. I'm sure most of you know the song, and this is a set of letters from someone on the receiving end of the gifts.

Objectionable content warning!

I've made a 'clean' version, where I've censored anything that may be offensive. The uncensored version is under the cut. I'm not anyone's parent so read whichever version you want, but do remember that I warned you.

The Twelve Days of Christmas

DAY ONE:

Dearest Bob,

I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear
tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more
surprised.

With deepest love and affection,

Violet

DAY TWO:

Dearest Bob,

Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine? Two
turtle doves!! I'm delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just
too adorable.

My everlasting love,

Violet

DAY THREE:

My Dear Bob,

Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one! Now I actually must protest. I
don't deserve such generosity-three French hens! They are just darling,
but I must insist-you've been too, too kind.

All my love,

Violet

DAY FOUR:

Dear Bob,

Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really they ARE
beautiful. But don't you think enough is enough? You are just being too
romantic.

Love,

Violet

DAY FIVE:

Dear Bob,

What a marvellous surprise! Today the postman delivered five gold rings.
One for every finger. You're just impossible, but I love it. To tell
you the truth, all these birds really squawk a lot and are getting on
my nerves.

Affectionately,

Violet

DAY SIX:

Bob,

Today the postman knocked and ran. When I opened the door there were
actually six geese-a-laying on my front steps. So, you're back on the
birds again. Those geese are huge! Where in the name of creation will
I keep them? The neighbours are complaining, rightfully so, and it is
impossible to sleep through this racket.

Now let this be the end of this.

Cordially,

Violet

DAY SEVEN:

Bob,

What the hell's with you and these effing birds?!? Seven
swans-a-swimming? What kind of god---- joke is this? There's bird crap
all over the house and they never stop with the racket.

Stop with this sadistic nonsense. This is not funny and I am very
unhappy.

Sincerely,

Violet

DAY EIGHT:

OK Pal ! !

WHAT IN THE SCREAMING HELL AM I GOING TO DO WITH EIGHT MAIDS-A-MILKING?
JESUS!!! I THINK I PREFER THE GOD---- BIRDS! THE GOD---- MAIDS-A-MILKING HAD TO BRING THEIR GOD---- COWS. THERE IS COW S--- ALL OVER MY LAWN AND BIRD S--- ALL OVER THE HOUSE. I CANNOT MOVE MY FEET.

JUST LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE, SMART---.

DAY NINE:

LISTEN S---HEAD ! !

YOU'RE SADISTIC! NOW I HAVE NINE PIPERS PIPING IN MY FRONT
YARD AND THEY ARE STANDING KNEE DEEP IN COW S---. THIS AFTER CHASING
THOSE MAIDS ALL NIGHT LONG. CONSEQUENTLY, UPSETTING THE COWS TO THE
POINT THAT THEY ARE STEPPING ALL OVER THOSE GOD---- SCREECHING BIRDS. THE NEIGHBOURS HAVE STARTED A PETITION TO EVICT ME.

UP YOURS ! ! !

DAY TEN:

YOU ROTTEN P---- ! ! !

NOW THERE'S TEN LADIES DANCING. I DON'T KNOW WHY I CALL THOSE THINGS
"LADIES". THEY'VE BEEN CHASING THOSE PIPERS ALL NIGHT LONG!

NOW THE GOD---- COWS CAN'T SLEEP AND THEY'VE GOT DIARRHEA! EVERYTHING HAS TURNED TO A RIVER OF S--- ! !

THE COMMISSIONER OF ZONING AND THE BUILDING INSPECTOR HAVE SUBPOENAED ME TO GIVE JUST CAUSE WHY MY HOME SHOULDN'T BE CONDEMNED.

I'M CALLING THE POLICE ! !

I MEAN IT. BY GOD !

DAY ELEVEN:

LISTEN -------- ! ! ! !

NEVER IN MY WILDEST IMAGINATION DID I EVER THINK THAT I WOULD BE WITNESS TO ELEVEN LORDS-A-LEAPING ON THAT MANY MAIDS AND "LADIES."

I WASN'T THE ONLY WITNESS, BY THE WAY.

THE "60 MINUTES" CAMERA CREW AND STAFF ARE JUST NOW LOADING UP THEIR CAMERA AND EQUIPMENT ON A CHARTERED PLANE AND ARE RACING AGAINST TIME TO HAVE THE FIRST CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ON PAY TV.

FOR THE RECORD, ALL 23 OF THOSE GOD---- BIRDS ARE DEAD. THEY WERE
TRAMPLED TO DEATH. AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, SOMEHOW, SOME DAY, I'LL GET YOU ! ! ! !

I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE!

MISS VIOLET MONICA HABERSHAN

DAY TWELVE:

LAW OFFICES GOLDSTEIN, SILVERBERG AND O'REILLY

Dear Sir:

This is to acknowledge receipt of your latest gift of twelve drummers
drumming, which you have seen fit to inflict upon our client, Miss
Violet Monica Habershan.

The destruction, of course, was total. All correspondence should come
to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss Habershan at the
Charter Glade Sanitarium, the attendants have been instructed to shoot
you on sight!

With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.

The Twelve Days of Christmas

DAY ONE:

Dearest Bob,

I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear
tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more
surprised.

With deepest love and affection,

Violet

DAY TWO:

Dearest Bob,

Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine? Two
turtle doves!! I'm delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just
too adorable.

My everlasting love,

Violet

DAY THREE:

My Dear Bob,

Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one! Now I actually must protest. I
don't deserve such generosity-three French hens! They are just darling,
but I must insist-you've been too, too kind.

All my love,

Violet

DAY FOUR:

Dear Bob,

Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really they ARE
beautiful. But don't you think enough is enough? You are just being too
romantic.

Love,

Violet

DAY FIVE:

Dear Bob,

What a marvellous surprise! Today the postman delivered five gold rings.
One for every finger. You're just impossible, but I love it. To tell
you the truth, all these birds really squawk a lot and are getting on
my nerves.

Affectionately,

Violet

DAY SIX:

Bob,

Today the postman knocked and ran. When I opened the door there were
actually six geese-a-laying on my front steps. So, you're back on the
birds again. Those geese are huge! Where in the name of creation will
I keep them? The neighbours are complaining, rightfully so, and it is
impossible to sleep through this racket.

Now let this be the end of this.

Cordially,

Violet

DAY SEVEN:

Bob,

What the hell's with you and these fucking birds?!? Seven
swans-a-swimming? What kind of goddamn joke is this? There's bird shit
all over the house and they never stop with the racket.

Stop with this sadistic nonsense. This is not funny and I am very
unhappy.

Sincerely,

Violet

DAY EIGHT:

OK Pal ! !

WHAT IN THE SCREAMING HELL AM I GOING TO DO WITH EIGHT MAIDS-A-MILKING?
JESUS!!! I THINK I PREFER THE GODDAMN BIRDS! THE GODDAMN MAIDS-A-MILKING HAD TO BRING THEIR GODDAMN COWS. THERE IS COW SHIT ALL OVER MY LAWN AND BIRD SHIT ALL OVER THE HOUSE. I CANNOT MOVE MY FEET.

JUST LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE, SMARTASS.

DAY NINE:

LISTEN SHITHEAD ! !

YOU'RE A SADISTIC BASTARD! NOW I HAVE NINE PIPERS PIPING IN MY FRONT
YARD AND THEY ARE STANDING KNEE DEEP IN COW SHIT. THIS AFTER CHASING
THOSE MAIDS ALL NIGHT LONG. CONSEQUENTLY, UPSETTING THE COWS TO THE
POINT THAT THEY ARE STEPPING ALL OVER THOSE GODDAMN SCREECHING BIRDS. THE NEIGHBOURS HAVE STARTED A PETITION TO EVICT ME.

UP YOURS ! ! !

DAY TEN:

YOU ROTTEN PRICK ! ! !

NOW THERE'S TEN LADIES DANCING. I DON'T KNOW WHY I CALL THOSE SLUTS
"LADIES". THEY'VE BEEN BALLING THOSE GODDAMN PIPERS ALL NIGHT LONG.

NOW THE GODDAMN COWS CAN'T SLEEP AND THEY'VE GOT DIARRHEA! EVERYTHING HAS TURNED TO A RIVER OF SHIT ! !

THE COMMISSIONER OF ZONING AND THE BUILDING INSPECTOR HAVE SUBPOENAED ME TO GIVE JUST CAUSE WHY MY HOME SHOULDN'T BE CONDEMNED.

I'M CALLING THE POLICE ! !

I MEAN IT. BY GOD !

DAY ELEVEN:

LISTEN FUCKHEAD ! ! ! !

NEVER IN MY WILDEST IMAGINATION DID I EVER THINK THAT I WOULD BE WITNESS TO ELEVEN LORDS-A-LEAPING ON THAT MANY MAIDS AND "LADIES."

THEY TOOK THOSE BROADS LIKE GRANT TOOK RICHMOND-- AND THEY WILL NEVER WALK EXACTLY RIGHT AGAIN. I WASN'T THE ONLY WITNESS, BY THE WAY.

THE "60 MINUTES" CAMERA CREW AND STAFF ARE JUST NOW LOADING UP THEIR CAMERA AND EQUIPMENT ON A CHARTERED PLANE AND ARE RACING AGAINST TIME TO HAVE THE FIRST CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ON PAY TV.

FOR THE RECORD, ALL 23 OF THOSE GODDAMN BIRDS ARE DEAD. THEY WERE
TRAMPLED TO DEATH IN THE ORGY. AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, SOMEHOW, SOME DAY, I'LL GET YOU ! ! ! !

I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FUCKING FACE AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE!

MISS VIOLET MONICA HABERSHAN

DAY TWELVE:

LAW OFFICES GOLDSTEIN, SILVERBERG AND O'REILLY

Dear Sir:

This is to acknowledge receipt of your latest gift of twelve drummers
drumming, which you have seen fit to inflict upon our client, Miss
Violet Monica Habershan.

The destruction, of course, was total. All correspondence should come
to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss Habershan at the
Charter Glade Sanitarium, the attendants have been instructed to shoot
you on sight!

With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.

Winning Drabble!

2006-08-16T17:31:14Z

Hellooo Guilders! Here is the winning drabble by little_kitty and dory_the_fishie. COngrats again ladies!

Professor Minerva McGonagall was sitting at her oak desk, looking through a stack of essays about the transfiguring of a goose into a coat rack and generally fearing for the grammar of today's youth. There were numerous errors on all the papers, save for a select few from those exceptional students. Readjusting her glasses, the professor got up from her desk and extinguished the candle mounted on the wall, feeling too tired to deal with misplaced punctuation marks at the moment.

Meanwhile, in the Great Hall, a group of sixth year students was discussing the responses they had written for today's in-class Transfiguration essay.

"Did you hear that McGonagall's docking marks for grammar and spelling errors now?" Neville moaned, dropping a few textbooks onto the table. "I mean, I never really paid attention to that."

"But correct spelling and grammar is essential in all writing," Hermione said disapprovingly.

"Don't worry, Neville," Emily said, "I know exactly who you need to talk to."

"Wha-?" started Neville, but Emily pulled him away, leading him toward the Hufflepuff table.

When Emily came up to her with a confused-looking Neville Longbottom trailing behind, Leanne looked up. "Hey, Emily," she greeted happily.

"Leanne," said Emily, suddenly becoming serious. "We have a code orange."

Leanne's demeanor also changed. "All right. Let's go see Anasuya and Karin."

"What are you talking about?" Neville asked, perplexed.

"You'll see," Emily replied, smiling.

The two girls led Neville up to the seventh floor, stopping when they reached the tapestry of Barnabas the Barmy. Neville opened his mouth, but Leanne pulled out a handkerchief and tied it over Neville's eyes. "We'll tell you when you can look," she said.

Emily paced back and forth across the hall. We need the place where we hold Beta Guild meetings.

A door magically appeared in the wall and the three of them went inside.

"Welcome to the Beta Guild," Emily said cheerfully as Neville looked incredulously around the room.

"What's the Beta Guild?" Neville asked.

"We're a secret club. We correct people's spelling and grammar," Emily replied, winking. "But you can't tell anyone or else we'll have to Obliviate you."

Leanne strode to the row of desks at the back of the room. "Neville, meet Anasuya and Karin. They're in charge. Guys, we have a code orange."

Anasuya and Karin exchanged serious looks. They both rose from their chairs and informed the room, which was dotted with Guild members, of the situation.

Immediately, and as quickly as though they had spotted a homonym error, all the students in the room hurried over to Neville and took his bag, pulling out his homework. He barely had time to react before they were sitting him down in a chair and pointing at a blackboard, saying things like 'This is a gerund,' 'Names of spells should be capitalized,' and 'You need a comma here, but not here.'

After an hour or so, Anasuya announced proudly, "Crisis averted." Everyone burst into cheers and threw comma-shaped confetti.

betaguild @ 2006-07-12T18:54:00

2006-07-13T00:55:47Z

Okay, here is the first part of the eagerly anticipated Beta Guild Chat Transcript. I hope you all get a good laugh at the funny parts! *smile*

(12:21:53) pianosong81 entered the room.
(12:22:07) luridlysteph14 entered the room.
(12:22:08) AstroFireN entered the room.
(12:22:15) AstroFireN: ohhh
(12:22:29) luridlysteph14: LMAO. Yesh. The chat has started... 3 and a half hours later!
(12:22:44) AstroFireN: what?
(12:22:56) pianosong81: Hi Steph. Did you sleep well.
(12:22:58) pianosong81: ?
(12:22:59) AstroFireN: I thought the chat was in... 10 hours
(12:23:05) pianosong81: lol
(12:23:19) AstroFireN: heh, nine and a half to be more accurate
(12:23:20) luridlysteph14: lol, Leanne told me Midnight my time. It;'s now 4:23am
(12:23:22) AstroFireN: or was I wrong?
(12:23:24) pianosong81: I think I"m going to have to work with Leanne on posting chat times in various time zones
(12:23:31) AstroFireN: hahahah
(12:23:36) AstroFireN: I see
(12:23:39) luridlysteph14: I bribed the motehr to let me out at 12. i came back in and fell asleep
(12:23:44) BelowTheGround entered the room.
(12:23:47) luridlysteph14: And I'm currently eating fruit loops to stay awake
(12:23:48) BelowTheGround: It worked!
(12:23:54) AstroFireN: there's actually a very useful website that could help with it
(12:23:55) pianosong81: It did
(12:23:55) luridlysteph14: *evil bwahaha's*
(12:23:56) AstroFireN: lol lurid
(12:24:09) AstroFireN: haha, thanks for the pm cruciatus
(12:24:17) BelowTheGround: Eh, I hate how you can't change your font size in here.
(12:24:19) AstroFireN: gah, that smile is ugly
(12:24:24) pianosong81: Ah...well, see, I'm used to setting up chats with hugely different time zones
(12:24:25) BelowTheGround: Hehe, your welcome
(12:24:38) AstroFireN: I used to do the same.
(12:24:44) pianosong81: I'm just annoyed 'cause my font never likes changing in GAIM
(12:24:45) AstroFireN: with online game clan
(12:24:55) AstroFireN: lol, haha
(12:24:58) pianosong81: And thanks Shayla for prodding Astro
(12:25:01) luridlysteph14: All the lovely blue writings .*stares transfixed*
(12:25:07) AstroFireN: I really use msn the most
(12:25:15) luridlysteph14: yes! another msn person
(12:25:16) AstroFireN: lol lurid, you really need to get some sleep
(12:25:23) luridlysteph14: i just had... three hours sleep
(12:25:33) BelowTheGround: That's barely enough
(12:25:41) AstroFireN: lol, I stayed up yesterday very late because I was writing a drabble
(12:25:45) pianosong81: Ah...I'm usually on AIM a lot during the week while I'm at work, but I have GAIM at home so I can sign in to all my screennames at once, AIM, YIM, and MSN
(12:25:52) pianosong81: lol
(12:25:53) luridlysteph14: I went to bed a ten, woke up at 12, stayed oln here for an hour wondering where you all went, have three and a half, shall chat, and have another hour before training
(12:25:56) pianosong81: Steph, I've had about 4
(12:26:00) AstroFireN: lol, that sounds useful
(12:26:15) BelowTheGround: Haha. I slept a whole 10 hours!
(12:26:17) AstroFireN: hahaha, you should all go to sleep now!
(12:26:21) luridlysteph14: It's odd. i was up tlakign to lys UNTIL 4am yesterday, and now i'm starting at 4am
(12:26:32) AstroFireN: haha
(12:26:34) luridlysteph14: i slept form 4am - 1:35pm ... yesterday
(12:26:38) BelowTheGround: You mean you're not going back to sleep?
(12:26:39) pianosong81: That's right...Steph you still have to vault
(12:26:50) pianosong81: <--will be heading to work later
(12:27:04) pianosong81: lol
(12:27:08) luridlysteph14: YEsh. Ron will be wondering why i am asleep on my towel, on the ground
(12:27:16) BelowTheGround: <-- Is going to the movies later.
(12:27:29) BelowTheGround: Who's Ron?
(12:27:34) luridlysteph14: or he'll be telling me to get my butt over my head, and i'll just stare at him with this glazed expression on my face
(12:27:41) AstroFireN: <-- tries to think of some place interesting where he could go
(12:27:43) luridlysteph14: the drill sergent that is my coach!
(12:28:01) pianosong81: lol
(12:28:01) AstroFireN: hahah, lol, your coach?
(12:28:17) AstroFireN: ah, okay, I found the website
(12:28:18) BelowTheGround: Astro, go to see The Da Vinchi Code. It's good
(12:28:21) luridlysteph14: Yeah, he's always like BUTT OVER THEHEAD! ROLL BACK POSITION!
(12:28:29) AstroFireN: I didn't like the book
(12:28:30) luridlysteph14: Website?
(12:28:32) AstroFireN: lol steph
(12:28:41) AstroFireN: for meeting planing
(12:28:43) BelowTheGround: Superman Returns?
(12:28:47) AstroFireN: www.woldtimeserver.com
(12:28:53) luridlysteph14: Must see it.
(12:28:53) BelowTheGround: What's the site for?
(12:29:09) pianosong81: I still want to go see X3, if it's in the theaters
(12:29:10) luridlysteph14: See how oddly the times ares et up, hehe
(12:29:13) AstroFireN: when you need to plan a meeting with ppl in different places of the world
(12:29:16) pianosong81: lol
(12:29:22) luridlysteph14: H!
(12:29:26) AstroFireN: Agh, I haven't seen X3
(12:29:26) luridlysteph14: *giggles to self*
(12:29:30) BelowTheGround: Oh. Like that's ever going to happen again.
(12:29:36) pianosong81: Eh...I just have the people in the SBBC list their time zone and the difference from GMT and go from there.
(12:29:38) pianosong81: lol
(12:29:45) luridlysteph14: I shall be spending the monies soon. Has anyone seen Click?
(12:29:56) AstroFireN: actually, here in this island there is barely an interesting movie at the theatre
(12:30:00) BelowTheGround: No, but I heard it was funny.
(12:30:13) AstroFireN: click?
(12:30:17) BelowTheGround: Pirates of the Carribean is coming out soon.
(12:30:21) BelowTheGround: Friday, actually.
(12:30:27) BelowTheGround: Yes, click
(12:30:31) luridlysteph14: I want to see aouyt foru movies, so I'm going to b in agony on monday, whimpering as i try and chose with four friends saying four different things
(12:30:36) AstroFireN: Ironically, I live in the Caribbean and I won't see it
(12:30:43) luridlysteph14: PIRATES! *dies* JOHNNY!
(12:30:47) AstroFireN: lol
(12:30:53) pianosong81: Yeah...there are quite a few people who keep pointing out to me how soon PotC is going to be out
(12:31:02) luridlysteph14: ANd I'm not goignt o be here on the sixth to spasm at the premiere!
(12:31:04) BelowTheGround: I'm seeing it at the first showing
(12:31:10) luridlysteph14: *pouts*
(12:31:16) BelowTheGround: *points and laughs*
(12:31:22) AstroFireN: I'm going to be there... not any time soon >.<
(12:31:33) pianosong81: lol
(12:31:35) pianosong81: brb
(12:31:38) pianosong81: I need to get food
(12:31:42) luridlysteph14: I shall be running around, jumping over poles on the sixth. And hopeuflly not dying fomr the cold
(12:31:43) BelowTheGround: One of my friends is obsessed...and it happens to be coming out on her birthday.
(12:31:54) luridlysteph14: Yeah, my fruit loops supply is running low
(12:31:54) AstroFireN: lol
(12:32:00) BelowTheGround: Ooh! Grab me some cookies while you're at it!
(12:32:04) AstroFireN: lol again
(12:32:10) AstroFireN: gahh, I hate 'lol'
(12:32:16) BelowTheGround: Wow. You must like to laugh
(12:32:21) AstroFireN: hahhaha
(12:32:24) luridlysteph14: I heart laughing
(12:32:27) BelowTheGround: Yeah, we should make a "no more 'lol'" club
(12:32:33) AstroFireN: hahaha
(12:32:44) luridlysteph14: YOu should see my live journal entry form the las day if school. I was peeing myself with laughter about every half an hour
(12:32:44) AstroFireN: anyone in here has played counter-strike?
(12:32:53) AstroFireN: lol steph
(12:32:57) luridlysteph14: A friend made me Ink, lol like in Finding Nemo
(12:33:08) AstroFireN: hahah
(12:33:10) BelowTheGround: Counter-strike?
(12:33:17) AstroFireN: Yes, it's an online game
(12:33:27) BelowTheGround: Then, no. I haven't played it.
(12:33:28) AstroFireN: I used to play it, but there's where I got all the 'net speak'
(12:33:34) luridlysteph14: Ahh.
(12:33:35) BelowTheGround: I hate netspeak.
(12:33:41) AstroFireN: yeah, lol, rofl
(12:33:51) AstroFireN: i no wat u mean
(12:33:55) BelowTheGround: Sometimes I feel like yelling "OMGZ!!!11!!!ONE! is not a word people!"
(12:33:56) pianosong81: I only use netspeak for laughter
(12:34:02) luridlysteph14: Speaking of net speak, i hate looking back at reviews on mnff where i was all ROFL! I like, totally <3 this story! omg! lol rofl ttyl.,...
(12:34:12) AstroFireN: hahahahaha
(12:34:13) pianosong81: SPEWers are hilarious
(12:34:17) AstroFireN: hahahaha
(12:34:28) AstroFireN: Once I thought in joining spew
(12:34:33) BelowTheGround: I said that too!
(12:34:33) luridlysteph14: That's he ones where you feel like pressed DELETE inconspicously
(12:34:34) AstroFireN: but I didn't meet the requirements
(12:34:35) BelowTheGround: Wow.
(12:34:42) luridlysteph14: pressing*
(12:34:51) pianosong81: That's too bad Pablo, Patrick would love to have another male in the group.
(12:34:54) AstroFireN: lo-- agh, no
(12:34:55) luridlysteph14: tenses escape me and my typopping fingers
(12:35:05) AstroFireN: haha, is he the only one?
(12:35:10) pianosong81: Yeah
(12:35:18) pianosong81: poor guy
(12:35:20) AstroFireN: poor soul (or fortunate?)
(12:35:22) BelowTheGround: Haha. The male popularity is going way down in the fandom.
(12:35:30) luridlysteph14: I was considering SPEW, then little ol' newbie me lost 5 points. uh, oops.
(12:35:33) AstroFireN: yeah, probably
(12:35:39) pianosong81: oh my...poor Steph.
(12:35:45) BelowTheGround: Aww. Poor Steph.
(12:35:49) AstroFireN: I haven't lost any points yet
(12:35:56) pianosong81: Well, Steph, just wait until September. Those lost 5 points won't matter anymore
(12:35:57) BelowTheGround: Me neither
(12:35:58) luridlysteph14: But I've earnt like. 55 in the last week. So I'll just point to those, rather than...
(12:36:01) luridlysteph14: I KNOW!
(12:36:11) AstroFireN: hahah
(12:36:18) AstroFireN: The problem is that I didn't have enough posts
(12:36:22) AstroFireN: I think...
(12:36:25) pianosong81: Are all three of you in Slytherin?
(12:36:29) BelowTheGround: I have 40...I think.
(12:36:30) AstroFireN: I am
(12:36:33) BelowTheGround: I am!
(12:36:33) pianosong81: I'd go look, but I'm eating when I"m not typing
(12:36:44) BelowTheGround: And Proud. But Lurid isn't.
(12:36:47) luridlysteph14: Well, it was for somethign stupid. Like, in Murtlap (I cannot for the life of me remember how to spell exc..rept.s..)
(12:36:51) luridlysteph14: TURNIP!
(12:37:04) pianosong81: <--Badger
(12:37:07) BelowTheGround: *excerpts
(12:37:10) AstroFireN: lo-- aghh. Got to quit to 'lol'
(12:37:16) pianosong81: Awww...poor Steph.
(12:37:28) AstroFireN: 'lol' is like smoking
(12:37:33) luridlysteph14: im proud of the fact lol is the most overused netbspeak phrase
(12:37:35) AstroFireN: you always try to quit, but you never can't
(12:37:36) BelowTheGround: Haha. No, it's a drug
(12:37:37) luridlysteph14: or biting your fingernails
(12:37:40) pianosong81: addictive you mean?
(12:37:43) pianosong81: lol
(12:37:44) AstroFireN: can*
(12:37:51) AstroFireN: hahaha, yes, exactly
(12:38:00) BelowTheGround: That's like. "LOL, my anti-drug."
(12:38:08) luridlysteph14: Ugh. My school has these bumper stickers they send out every year (which my dad actually puts ON the car, darn him) GET HIGH ON LIFE, NOT DRUGS
(12:38:11) luridlysteph14: *facepalm*
(12:38:21) AstroFireN: hahah
(12:38:37) AstroFireN: I can't remember where I read it
(12:38:38) pianosong81: Are you serious, Steph? That's so embarrassing for you.
(12:38:45) AstroFireN: but there was this sticker
(12:38:56) luridlysteph14: Yes, so now the population knows that the girl in the dark green Holden with he black number plates goes to WESTFIELDS SPORT HIGH! FIRST IN AUSTRALIA!!
(12:38:58) BelowTheGround: I have a worse one. My friends always say "I don't get high on P-O-T, I get high on G-O-D."
(12:39:03) AstroFireN: that read: 'Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?'
(12:39:25) luridlysteph14: ah yes, *pets* the colon dee emoticon rocks.
(12:39:30) luridlysteph14: as does L O L
(12:39:37) AstroFireN: lol lurid. Full of pride for your school
(12:39:46) pianosong81: oh my
(12:39:47) luridlysteph14: Damn straight
(12:39:58) luridlysteph14: ah, slight profanity
(12:40:07) BelowTheGround: Haha.
(12:40:08) AstroFireN: I really don't like my school
(12:40:11) pianosong81: Pablo, you haven't noticed Steph's many posts mentioning her school's claim to sports fame?
(12:40:15) AstroFireN: I've been in way too many
(12:40:16) AstroFireN: yeah
(12:40:18) luridlysteph14: But yeah, seriously, three guys on the Australoan football (soccer) team were form my school
(12:40:21) BelowTheGround: Question: Do chats still have to abide by MNFF standards?
(12:40:22) AstroFireN: hahah, they sould be considered spam
(12:40:28) pianosong81: No
(12:40:38) pianosong81: Chats are basically a free for all
(12:40:46) luridlysteph14: Dani Samuels, a girl in year 12 (Senior) at my school sh'es lovely, and she won the bronze medal at the commonwealth game
(12:40:47) BelowTheGround: Wow. So you can swear, Steph.
(12:40:54) luridlysteph14: *cheers*
(12:41:06) AstroFireN: Someone will have to 'beta' the transcrip
(12:41:09) BelowTheGround: So are you all sports fans?
(12:41:09) luridlysteph14: but no f-words shall come form this lovely chaters voice
(12:41:20) BelowTheGround: Hahah, Astro. Nice pun.
(12:41:21) luridlysteph14: unless i get scared by somethign goign bump in the night
(12:41:28) luridlysteph14: Oh, good job
(12:41:29) pianosong81: Well, I'll probably get that job, unless I pass it off on Leanne
(12:41:35) pianosong81: Which sounds like a good idea
(12:41:35) pianosong81: lol
(12:41:38) AstroFireN: hahah
(12:41:41) BelowTheGround: Haha.
(12:41:43) luridlysteph14: Leanne.. who made me wake up four hours early, lol
(12:41:49) AstroFireN: 10 hours
(12:41:50) pianosong81: That silly girl.
(12:41:52) BelowTheGround: Do I see a grudge?
(12:41:52) luridlysteph14: LOL *stabs with quill*
(12:42:06) AstroFireN: She should use that webpage
(12:42:09) luridlysteph14: No, no. What you see is racoon eyes an d lots on concealer being used at training
(12:42:20) BelowTheGround: Maybe she's just not a math genius.
(12:42:36) pianosong81: Nah...she usually has me do the math stuff
(12:42:40) AstroFireN: Maybe she was doing all that work late at night
(12:42:40) luridlysteph14: *snigger* speaking of which, i am VERY proud i haven't chosen maths in subjects selection
(12:42:44) BelowTheGround: I noticed that.
(12:42:45) luridlysteph14: Ancient History all the way.
(12:43:04) pianosong81: Of course, it could've just been that she was a tad bit overly-excited about her trip to DC that started this morning
(12:43:05) AstroFireN: *prefers not to comment on Ancient History*
(12:43:19) AstroFireN: Oh, I love to travell
(12:43:21) pianosong81: <--has a degree in Math.
(12:43:24) luridlysteph14: And bless Aurora/Catie for letting me take her class. That's the very first lesson, apparently. Can we see another A in the future?
(12:43:24) pianosong81: Me too!
(12:43:25) BelowTheGround: Ooh, me too.
(12:43:27) luridlysteph14: *grumbles*
(12:43:38) AstroFireN: Although it has lost somewhat its charm after living in so many places
(12:43:39) luridlysteph14: see, if my teacher didn't complain everytime i kicked her under the table, I'd like maths
(12:43:56) AstroFireN: lol steph!
(12:43:59) luridlysteph14: she sits me at the front, andme, in all of my six foot glory, strethc my legs
(12:44:05) luridlysteph14: and hrs are in the way
(12:44:06) pianosong81: That's true, Pablo, you've lived a ton of places. I've lived in the same house since just before I turned two
(12:44:12) luridlysteph14: I know, that's amazing.
(12:44:24) AstroFireN: It's... complicated
(12:44:26) pianosong81: You're 6 feet tall, Steph?
(12:44:36) AstroFireN: it's fun, but it also has it's... bad side
(12:44:37) luridlysteph14: I'd love to travel so much. I remember when beta'ing OCean Soul... it turned Spanish halfway though! I wa slike.... what??
(12:44:41) BelowTheGround: Wow. That's tall.
(12:44:47) luridlysteph14: well, 5'11.5 inches
(12:44:48) AstroFireN: hahaha :)
(12:44:52) AstroFireN: inches >.<
(12:44:55) luridlysteph14: so like, two centimeteres off or something
(12:44:57) luridlysteph14: 1.79m
(12:44:58) AstroFireN: use centimeters and meters!
(12:45:02) BelowTheGround: Pfft. I'm 5' exactly.
(12:45:04) AstroFireN: oh, thanks :
(12:45:06) pianosong81: Geez...I always wanted to be 5'11", but I've settled for 5'9"
(12:45:16) AstroFireN: I'm 1.81 I think
(12:45:18) pianosong81: Wow, Shayla, that's pretty small.
(12:45:25) BelowTheGround: Yes. You're telling me.
(12:45:26) luridlysteph14: Yeah, well, as a high jumper along the way they like.... encourage you ot grow?
(12:45:27) pianosong81: lol
(12:45:32) AstroFireN: lol, thanks for the encouragement, hahah
(12:45:44) luridlysteph14: I have a best friend thats.... 1.91. I'm like "Katie! You beast!"
(12:45:53) AstroFireN: 1.91 O_o
(12:45:55) luridlysteph14: and a guy friend that 2.07. *cough* Basketballers.
(12:46:01) AstroFireN: *feels small*
(12:46:02) luridlysteph14: Awww, cutuuuuuuute.
(12:46:12) BelowTheGround: Wow. Now I don't feel so bad...
(12:46:16) BelowTheGround: *is happy*
(12:46:16) pianosong81: My brothers are both 6' 6" tall
(12:46:24) luridlysteph14: *squee* TALL GUYS!
(12:46:29) AstroFireN: O_o
(12:46:30) BelowTheGround: Wow. That's tell.
(12:46:33) BelowTheGround: O.o
(12:46:36) pianosong81: Yeah, I figured that would make you feel better, Shayla
(12:46:39) AstroFireN: O_O!
(12:46:44) luridlysteph14: See, i try and go for the older guys, but.. the maturity levels are some what SHORTer
(12:46:44) BelowTheGround: O.o!
(12:46:51) AstroFireN: heh, I'll stop with the smilies
(12:46:54) AstroFireN: '_'
(12:46:56) BelowTheGround: Pfft. Nice pun.
(12:46:58) luridlysteph14: and veyr few understand my obsession
(12:47:09) pianosong81: Yeah...my brothers are tall. It's funny because my legs are as long as my brothers' but they're 8-9" taller
(12:47:09) AstroFireN: hahah
(12:47:17) luridlysteph14: *snigger*
(12:47:21) AstroFireN: Oh, that happens
(12:47:25) luridlysteph14: I heart Teh Astericks
(12:47:28) pianosong81: which obsession is that, Steph?
(12:47:31) BelowTheGround: My legs are almost non-existant.
(12:47:37) AstroFireN: lol, hahah
(12:47:39) AstroFireN: sorry
(12:47:39) luridlysteph14: Hmm...*strokes drool rag*
(12:47:44) pianosong81: Aw...poor Shayla
(12:47:51) AstroFireN: not laughing at you, but with you
(12:47:52) pianosong81: brb
(12:47:53) BelowTheGround: Did I mention that I hated being short?
(12:47:54) pianosong81: I need more food
(12:47:55) BelowTheGround: Haha.
(12:48:03) BelowTheGround: Jeeze. Eat!
(12:48:03) AstroFireN: ok, hah
(12:48:10) luridlysteph14: Ugh. I'm goignt o wake up th whole house by goignt o get more fruit loo[s
(12:48:12) pianosong81: Shayla, I work with a girl who is only 5'11"
(12:48:12) luridlysteph14: loops*
(12:48:17) luridlysteph14: I live on those things
(12:48:25) BelowTheGround: That's 11" taller then me...
(12:48:35) luridlysteph14: wait, only 5'11"?
(12:48:49) BelowTheGround: Do you mean 4'11"?
(12:48:49) luridlysteph14: That's.... me... isn't it? That's tall??? *confused*
(12:48:58) BelowTheGround: *is also confused*
(12:48:58) luridlysteph14: lol i was going to say.. only?
(12:49:08) AstroFireN: lol, I'm lost
(12:49:17) AstroFireN: *tries to understand but fails*
(12:49:34) AstroFireN: I think the lack of sleep is affecting you
(12:49:40) AstroFireN: It's 2:51 pm where I live
(12:49:43) BelowTheGround: See what happens when we authors are put here without our mods.
(12:49:46) BelowTheGround: We all get confused...
(12:49:56) AstroFireN: hahah
(12:50:02) BelowTheGround: Ooh! It's 2:51 here, too!
(12:50:16) pianosong81: Yes, I meant only 4'11"
(12:50:18) AstroFireN: Where do you live? (if it's not too bold to ask)
(12:50:19) luridlysteph14: wel.. 4:50sm
(12:50:21) luridlysteph14: BEAT THAT!
(12:50:25) AstroFireN: lol
(12:50:30) BelowTheGround: *is not going to beat it*
(12:50:41) luridlysteph14: I'm listening to the Lion King Soundtrakc, lmao
(12:50:46) AstroFireN: hahahah
(12:50:56) BelowTheGround: Ooh! I love that soundtrack!
(12:51:02) AstroFireN: <-- just went to swim in the Caribbean Ocean
(12:51:08) pianosong81: oh my
(12:51:17) BelowTheGround: <-- Wants to swim in the Caribbean Ocean
(12:51:21) pianosong81: I have some sheet music for songs from the Lion King
(12:51:32) pianosong81: <--does not like swimming in anything other than pools
(12:51:32) luridlysteph14: I will stalk you.
(12:51:37) AstroFireN: hahaha
(12:52:12) BelowTheGround: I havne't
(12:52:20) AstroFireN: heh
(12:52:20) BelowTheGround: *haven't
(12:52:22) luridlysteph14: See, I've hEARD of a lot of places
(12:52:41) BelowTheGround: I stink at Geography...
(12:52:47) pianosong81: <--loves geography
(12:52:57) AstroFireN: Fortunately, hurricanes seem to pass around us
(12:53:01) luridlysteph14: IN History on friday for example - "Who'se heard of the Whitlam Government?" Steph says - "Depends on what you mean by HAS HEARD OF"
(12:53:05) BelowTheGround: <-- Has to take geography next year
(12:53:10) pianosong81: lol Steph
(12:53:13) pianosong81: you make me laugh
(12:53:14) AstroFireN: LOL
(12:53:22) pianosong81: Shayla, what year are you?
(12:53:28) pianosong81: Goodness, I feel old
(12:53:29) BelowTheGround: Freshman...
(12:53:30) luridlysteph14: I love when the computer laughs at me
(12:53:38) pianosong81: *looks around the room*
(12:53:39) luridlysteph14: I;'m a Sophomore by US standards
(12:53:41) BelowTheGround: *laughs back at computer*
(12:53:44) luridlysteph14: we're ahfl a year ahead
(12:53:48) luridlysteph14: LMAO
(12:53:50) AstroFireN: steph, I think the lack of sleep is affecting you
(12:53:56) pianosong81: So, I wonder if Pablo is the next oldest to me
(12:53:56) luridlysteph14: Oh, no this is me normally
(12:54:04) AstroFireN: hmm... I'm 17
(12:54:06) AstroFireN: if that helps
(12:54:12) pianosong81: Yeah, you're next oldest
(12:54:15) pianosong81: lol
(12:54:19) AstroFireN: how old are you?
(12:54:21) BelowTheGround: And your age is...
(12:54:21) luridlysteph14: how old are you?
(12:54:21) pianosong81: 24
(12:54:28) luridlysteph14: *d=cough*
(12:54:31) BelowTheGround: You are old
(12:54:34) BelowTheGround: *is kidding*
(12:54:35) AstroFireN: lol
(12:54:39) pianosong81: *chokes*
(12:54:45) AstroFireN: *pats*
(12:54:46) BelowTheGround: I was kidding
(12:54:52) pianosong81: lol
(12:54:58) pianosong81: It's okay Shayla.
(12:55:01) AstroFireN: hahah
(12:55:06) BelowTheGround: Haha, thanks
(12:55:12) AstroFireN: She is actually very mature compared to us
(12:55:14) luridlysteph14: *shakes head giggling to self*
(12:55:15) pianosong81: You should see the quote of mine that Leanne put in her AIM profile
(12:55:24) AstroFireN: we, unworthy mortals
(12:55:24) BelowTheGround: And it says...?
(12:55:28) luridlysteph14: I have many quotes. All of which i have forgotten
(12:55:34) BelowTheGround: Me too!
(12:55:39) pianosong81: It was: pianosong81: Am I the oldest one in here?
(12:55:47) AstroFireN: hahahah
(12:55:47) BelowTheGround: Wow. That's hillarious
(12:55:51) luridlysteph14: I think i've seen that
(12:56:24) AstroFireN: well, there are a lot of adult authors
(12:57:03) luridlysteph14: That was when i was looking at MNFF wistfully becasue i was only 12
(12:57:05) AstroFireN: ohhh
(12:59:33) AstroFireN: I have to go for... 30 min
(12:59:39) BelowTheGround: Wow.
(12:59:39) AstroFireN: lunch is ready
(12:59:40) pianosong81: We just enjoy having you around
(12:59:41) pianosong81: okay
(12:59:42) BelowTheGround: Ok, bye!
(12:59:44) AstroFireN: I'll be back!
(12:59:45) luridlysteph14: I mena, becasue of fanfiction, i was floating yesterday
(12:59:51) AstroFireN: *puts on Terminator glasses*
(12:59:56) BelowTheGround: Haha
(12:59:57) luridlysteph14: Alright, we'll be waiting
(13:00:00) AstroFireN: see you
(13:00:06) BelowTheGround: Bye, Pablo!
(13:00:07) luridlysteph14: lol i just almost said "we'll be painting"
(13:00:09) luridlysteph14: Bye!
(13:00:09) AstroFireN left the room.
(13:00:29) BelowTheGround: Yes, fanfiction has helped me in so many ways
(13:00:39) pianosong81: fanfiction is good
(13:00:43) luridlysteph14: Welll, i get to be myself, whihc if fantastic
(13:00:43) BelowTheGround: I would never have passed the PI test without MNFF
(13:00:48) luridlysteph14: Exactly
(13:00:53) luridlysteph14: MNFF = love.
(13:00:57) BelowTheGround: I agree!
(13:01:01) pianosong81: lol
(13:01:09) BelowTheGround: My parents pretty much hate it though
(13:01:14) luridlysteph14: My Dad's a nerd
(13:01:16) BelowTheGround: Apprently I spend too much time here
(13:01:23) luridlysteph14: well, my dad is lufferly
(13:01:23) BelowTheGround: Haha, mine too
(13:01:42) pianosong81: Wow
(13:01:49) luridlysteph14: yeah, i'm unsociabe. eve though, like, i spend my time chattging an socialising
(13:01:57) pianosong81: My parents don't care...but then again, I'm old enough that it's not a problem
(13:02:02) pianosong81: wow
(13:02:03) luridlysteph14: i shlal no proceed to explain my garage, and this thigns hat inhabit it besides myself
(13:02:05) BelowTheGround: I can't wait to be 18
(13:02:36) luridlysteph14: My dad and I handmade 8 2x2m bookshleves, all of which are packed. Out car.. does not go in the garage. Books, computer, and junk do.
(13:02:40) luridlysteph14: My hands are cold
(13:02:58) BelowTheGround: Haha. My garage is filled with mold at the moment
(13:03:04) BelowTheGround: As well as my bedroom.
(13:03:25) luridlysteph14: LOL
(13:03:27) BelowTheGround: *wamrs up Steph's hands*
(13:03:31) BelowTheGround: *warm
(13:03:35) BelowTheGround: *warsm
(13:03:35) luridlysteph14: *makes computer giggle in three continemtns*
(13:03:37) BelowTheGround: *warms
(13:03:41) luridlysteph14: little old me forgotnto turn on the heater
(13:03:42) BelowTheGround: grr. I can't spel.
(13:03:45) pianosong81: My hands are cold...but then so is the rest of me
(13:03:45) BelowTheGround: *spell.
(13:03:49) luridlysteph14: lol
(13:03:51) pianosong81: Typing in the basement is not fun
(13:04:09) BelowTheGround: I'm actually rather hot right now. I hate heat.
(13:04:12) luridlysteph14: Garage, without internal access is just as fun
(13:04:12) BelowTheGround: Yes, where?
(13:04:35) BelowTheGround: I'm on the patio with my laptop...
(13:05:28) pianosong81: Steph, you sure know a ton of MNFFers...how long have you been on MNFF?
(13:05:39) luridlysteph14: pretty much since it was an Egg
(13:05:48) luridlysteph14: but i was 12, and unregistered
(13:05:56) luridlysteph14: Am I the youngest one here?
(13:06:01) pianosong81: i would say probably
(13:06:07) BelowTheGround: How old are you?
(13:06:08) pianosong81: *looks at Shayla*
(13:06:12) BelowTheGround: I think I'm younger.
(13:06:23) BelowTheGround: *cough* Just turned fourteen
(13:06:25) luridlysteph14: Seren actually helped me with my Communism debate. But i pissed her off a while back by writing a Miss Universe Hermione fic, which she listed as her pet hate
(13:06:32) luridlysteph14: ah, steph, she is 15
(13:06:36) BelowTheGround: And I've also been on the site unregistered sicne I was twelve.
(13:07:13) BelowTheGround: Hah,. Steph, I can see you doing that
(13:07:13) luridlysteph14: Hmm...
(13:07:14) pianosong81: Yeah, Shayla's the youngest
(13:07:23) luridlysteph14: I COULD say soe,thign potentially career threatening
(13:07:25) BelowTheGround: *is proud*
(13:07:25) pianosong81: wow, I'm more than a decade older than Shayla
(13:07:33) pianosong81: I'll be 25 in 2 months and 10 days
(13:07:36) luridlysteph14: haha,NOW you feel old
(13:07:44) BelowTheGround: Haha. No, NOW I feel young
(13:07:45) luridlysteph14: and we shall throw a.. BONANZA
(13:07:55) BelowTheGround: One of the SLyths told me they thought I was 19 the other day...O.o
(13:08:09) BelowTheGround: Oh yes, PARTY!
(13:08:14) luridlysteph14: i know, i look at.. well, looked at MJ and Mandy with kids and stuff, and lovely Jan, and I was like.,.. hmm.. yes,,,, adolscent rage is also cool
(13:08:41) luridlysteph14: Well, apparently my physical features tell people I'm 19 too. Namely guys who think theyr'e just cool enough to hit on the one and only steph
(13:08:54) BelowTheGround: It's a fun way to stay young and "hip"
(13:09:01) luridlysteph14: hehe
(13:09:08) luridlysteph14: But do I seem older than 15?
(13:09:19) pianosong81: wow, Shayla, that's funny
(13:09:28) BelowTheGround: Well, It's true.
(13:09:44) BelowTheGround: You at least seem younger.
(13:09:44) pianosong81: <--I get asked when I'm graduating high school still
(13:09:48) pianosong81: I do?
(13:09:56) BelowTheGround: Yes...but not in a bad way
(13:10:09) potterwars entered the room.
(13:10:12) BelowTheGround: Not in an "immaure way" but you don't seem "young"
(13:10:14) pianosong81: Hi Sarah
(13:10:17) potterwars: hi!
(13:10:21) BelowTheGround: Hello Sarah.
(13:10:23) pianosong81: lol
(13:10:28) luridlysteph14: Hey!
(13:10:43) potterwars: < Sarah/rita_skeeter
(13:10:44) BelowTheGround: shoot...I meant "But you don't seem 'old'"
(13:10:55) potterwars: for those who don't know
(13:11:06) luridlysteph14: rita! *huggles*
(13:11:06) BelowTheGround: Hello Sarah/Rita_skeeter
(13:11:06) potterwars: hi Steph
(13:11:16) potterwars: lol hi
(13:11:22) BelowTheGround: Haha, I should call you that from now on
(13:11:54) pianosong81: Shayla, I was wondering about that
(13:12:10) luridlysteph14: Yeah, well, Lys and I were online (MY 3am) it's taken a day to sink in
(13:12:26) potterwars: aww
(13:12:39) luridlysteph14: Lord! I stop chekcing my email and the lovely MNFF spam builds up
(13:12:49) luridlysteph14: lol 14 emails in a space of 30 minutes
(13:13:01) luridlysteph14: how am i goignt o survive four days with no nets
(13:13:07) potterwars: ok, i have to ask. Who is 'BelowTheGround'?
(13:13:11) potterwars: *hides*
(13:13:26) pianosong81: Shayla
(13:13:28) pianosong81: lol
(13:13:34) BelowTheGround: Cruciatus Love
(13:13:35) luridlysteph14: Cuciatus Love. I need to learn to spell your screen name
(13:13:46) BelowTheGround: It's the spell..."crucio"
(13:13:48) luridlysteph14: aha! I've been missing the r
(13:13:49) luridlysteph14: lol
(13:13:52) potterwars: ah haaaa
(13:13:55) pianosong81: Thanks...I couldn't remember your username. How bad is that? I know you were in my class, though.
(13:13:58) luridlysteph14: Spelling was not a gidft i was blessed with
(13:14:03) luridlysteph14: uh, gift*
(13:14:13) BelowTheGround: Yes, and that last post in that class took forever to do...
(13:14:41) BelowTheGround: *cough*
(13:14:44) pianosong81: lol
(13:14:56) luridlysteph14: I usually have to edit things like, three of four times due to typos
(13:15:04) pianosong81: wow
(13:15:07) luridlysteph14: I don't look at the screen when i time
(13:15:08) BelowTheGround: Me too. plus I can't spell for beans
(13:15:17) BelowTheGround: I usually spell check my posts.
(13:15:23) luridlysteph14: type. aww, i was looking at the screen then. I flufled the last word :(
(13:15:44) BelowTheGround: That's like saying "I can't spel"
(13:15:48) potterwars: i'm quite good with spelling generally
(13:15:57) luridlysteph14: MOD! *throws turnip* ;)
(13:16:02) potterwars: LOL
(13:16:14) luridlysteph14: *retrieve turnips for own purposes*
(13:16:47) luridlysteph14: lmao, remember the chocolate covered turnip discussion with Severus? Whom we urm.. *borrowed* from the Slyths?
(13:16:49) potterwars: i've been so bad with my modding recently
(13:17:19) pianosong81: brb
(13:17:22) pianosong81: My sister's upstairs
(13:17:23) potterwars: *it
(13:17:25) BelowTheGround: Lurid, did you apply to be a mod?
(13:17:27) pianosong81: I need to go say 'hi'
(13:17:33) potterwars: ok
(13:17:37) BelowTheGround: "Hi!"
(13:17:38) luridlysteph14: No, i didn't think I'd have enough time
(13:17:43) luridlysteph14: same with SPEW
(13:17:59) potterwars: i would never be able to be in SPEW
(13:18:02) luridlysteph14: i love to review, but training 6 days a week kinda kills is during school time. I could be a holidy mod, lol
(13:18:08) BelowTheGround: I think that sometimes. But at other times I'm sitting here doing dothing withing I ahd something to do...
(13:18:09) potterwars: I just can't be so in-depth
(13:18:29) luridlysteph14: I pick britishism mostly
(13:18:33) luridlysteph14: LOL
(13:18:37) potterwars: it's one of my failings
(13:18:38) luridlysteph14: the strick is the 'z'
(13:18:40) BelowTheGround: I can't see a huge difference between SPEW and the Beta guild Anyway.
(13:18:41) luridlysteph14: trick*
(13:18:42) BelowTheGround: *anyway
(13:18:54) potterwars: yep
(13:18:55) luridlysteph14: when I beta, I immediatly go "Find.... z"
(13:19:12) potterwars: it's all 's' over here
(13:19:29) luridlysteph14: YESH
(13:19:30) BelowTheGround: Sarah, are you British?
(13:19:31) luridlysteph14: S rules
(13:19:42) potterwars: I am indeed
(13:19:48) BelowTheGround: You're lucky.
(13:19:53) potterwars: i knoe
(13:19:54) luridlysteph14: I always used to get told by my teachers in primary school "Zed, Stephanie, not Zee."
(13:19:57) potterwars: *know
(13:19:58) potterwars: lol
(13:20:03) BelowTheGround: I know how stupid it sounds, but I've always wanted a British accent.
(13:20:07) luridlysteph14: i was going tosay - netspeak!
(13:20:14) potterwars: really?
(13:20:25) luridlysteph14: Does it annoy when people on MSN like, spell things how they sound?
(13:20:31) BelowTheGround: YES!
(13:20:32) potterwars: YES
(13:20:32) luridlysteph14: You - ew, me = mi
(13:20:52) BelowTheGround: "I know" is not the same as "i no"
(13:21:07) luridlysteph14: Or, with the new fancy msn 7.5 or whatever it is, they insert THOUSANDS of customs emoticons, and you spnd about 5 minutes deciphering the text?
(13:21:18) potterwars: and HOW did 'how are you?' turn into 'owz u?' ???????!!!!!!!
(13:21:32) luridlysteph14: i knoe bugs me too, sometimes. Like, they GO TO the effort to change it. Yours was a Typo, Sarsh, but that's a good example
(13:21:33) BelowTheGround: and "lol" is not that bad, but them people say rotflmao it's just ridiculous.
(13:21:37) luridlysteph14: Lol
(13:21:44) luridlysteph14: AH! LOL! I said it, heehee
(13:21:48) BelowTheGround: *when
(13:22:14) potterwars: *giggles at Sarsh*
(13:22:27) luridlysteph14: rofl makes me think of the word "Rotabaga" for some reason
(13:22:37) luridlysteph14: lol oops
(13:22:40) BelowTheGround: That's because you're a turnip
(13:22:40) potterwars: hehe
(13:22:55) potterwars: *is a turnip too*
(13:22:58) BelowTheGround: [/pointing at the claws]
(13:22:58) luridlysteph14: Trust me to say that in my rant about people having unreadable messages
(13:23:02) potterwars: mwah ha ha ha ha ha
(13:23:11) luridlysteph14: i must give my lovely friends credit for being able to decipher my rambles
(13:23:13) luridlysteph14: LOL!
(13:23:22) luridlysteph14: teehee, i love that. It's so darn cute
(13:23:43) luridlysteph14: lmao, i have an image for you lot....
(13:23:47) luridlysteph14: *photobuckets*
(13:23:57) BelowTheGround: Ooh! I love images...!
(13:24:02) potterwars: oh i hate it when people have 'hi' as some bear waving and then when they write 'hidden' it becomes
(13:24:12) potterwars: 'BEAR dden'
(13:24:13) luridlysteph14: Iknow!
(13:24:20) luridlysteph14: that's uite anying
(13:24:29) luridlysteph14: i have to press "add" to see what they're trying to say most times
(13:24:39) BelowTheGround: I don't get it...
(13:24:42) BelowTheGround: *is confused*
(13:24:42) luridlysteph14: that's why i have lol, bye, a cute litlte hugging one that pops people
(13:24:51) luridlysteph14: Oh, this is on msn, where you have keywords
(13:24:56) BelowTheGround: Oh.
(13:25:08) luridlysteph14: just as turns itself into onm msn, you can type in words that makes pictures
(13:25:11) potterwars: yep
(13:25:28) BelowTheGround: That's cool.
(13:25:28) luridlysteph14: like, there'es a custom icon for lol, and whne you type in lol, it comes up instead of text
(13:25:36) potterwars: oh by the way, if my AIM kills me, i'm sorry
(13:25:43) pianosong81: Sorry, my sister was chatty
(13:25:44) BelowTheGround: Actually, that must be annoying
(13:25:55) luridlysteph14: but in too much, it's annoyingl especially with the "shizzle mah knizzle peeps" people
(13:25:59) potterwars: wb Karin
(13:26:09) pianosong81: thanks Sarah
(13:26:12) luridlysteph14: EEP!
(13:26:12) BelowTheGround: eww! Chatspeak!
(13:26:19) potterwars: sorry
(13:26:23) luridlysteph14: my computer just bwahhaaha'd at me
(13:26:23) pianosong81: who says shizzle?
(13:26:31) luridlysteph14: People in Fairfiuled *facepalm*
(13:26:45) potterwars: huh
(13:26:51) luridlysteph14: my schol is rather "multicultural" to say the least, and we havea "variety" of different people
(13:27:07) BelowTheGround: I wish I could say that...
(13:27:14) potterwars: hehe
(13:27:17) luridlysteph14: well, in NSW, it's widely known that there'es a city called Fairfield that harbours many different races
(13:27:31) luridlysteph14: Am I going to offend anyone by commenting on different races?
(13:27:35) potterwars: i go to a language college where i do Japanese
(13:27:40) BelowTheGround: But then you get to meet different kinds of people and stuff.
(13:27:53) potterwars: fine by me, Steph
(13:27:57) BelowTheGround: Yeah, me too
(13:28:14) luridlysteph14: and they're so cute, they come out and give us stuff and i gave them my tie. Lol, danw would love me calling her cute
(13:28:23) potterwars: lol
(13:28:56) luridlysteph14: well, the Lebanese people in Australia are double minded. They start things like th Croulla riots, where people end up dying as a result, they fiercly claim that they're aussie "But BRO! We're still proud to be Leb, bro"
(13:29:02) pianosong81: lol
(13:29:16) luridlysteph14: and 'they' as 'Lebs' trash us 'White c's.."
(13:29:34) luridlysteph14: C is currently standing in for a dirty swear word, just so people know
(13:31:26) luridlysteph14: Many remarked "WE CAN SEE WHY YOU"RE IN RAVENCLAW"
(13:31:31) BelowTheGround: I have a question, doesn't it bother you to put your pics on the internet?
(13:31:32) luridlysteph14: ahh!
(13:31:38) luridlysteph14: MM, NOT REALLY
(13:31:46) BelowTheGround: Why, though?
(13:31:49) luridlysteph14: WHY IS MY COMPUTER STUCK ON CASP LOCK WHEN CAPS ISN'T ON???
(13:31:50) pianosong81: Doesn't bother me
(13:31:55) BelowTheGround: why?
(13:32:01) luridlysteph14: Because i have friends in America that like to seeme?
(13:32:03) potterwars: *giggles*
(13:32:15) potterwars: Queen of the Typos indeec
(13:32:19) potterwars: *indeed
(13:32:19) luridlysteph14: I don't know. I love seeing pictures of diffferent people, just to put a face to a nam
(13:32:21) BelowTheGround: yes!
(13:32:25) luridlysteph14: *sqquees* Yeasm
(13:34:05) luridlysteph14: do you guys get the humor show "Kath and Kiim"
(13:34:14) BelowTheGround: and, no
(13:34:25) luridlysteph14: Dawn's like.,.. "You'r JUST insane enough to be LUna" And I'm like.. aww, schucks
(13:34:51) luridlysteph14: Aww. They're the most Bogan people. Bogan's are.... Chav's. Is that what you call them, Sarah?
(13:34:58) potterwars: damn AIM Express
(13:35:08) BelowTheGround: copy and paste?
(13:35:09) luridlysteph14: Haha he book one's the one on MNFF
(13:35:17) potterwars: uh huh, Steph
(13:35:20) luridlysteph14: Uh, speaking of which? What happened to that thread?
(13:35:43) potterwars: chavs
(13:35:45) luridlysteph14: Kath and Kim's a show about Bogans, and they exagerate the Aussie accent. NOICE.
(13:36:07) BelowTheGround: Haha. Nice.
(13:36:07) potterwars: copy-paste won't work
(13:36:12) BelowTheGround: why not?
(13:36:22) luridlysteph14: Try opening an internet browser, they trying
(13:36:24) pianosong81: Aw..Sarah!
(13:36:27) pianosong81: that's so sad!!!
(13:36:28) BelowTheGround: well, I know why it doesn't actually. Because it's java, right?
(13:36:29) potterwars: 'cause I'm on AIM Express
(13:36:29) luridlysteph14: it sound latch onto it,hee
(13:36:36) pianosong81: I'm playing in my dungeon
(13:36:43) BelowTheGround: cut type it in manually on another screen...
(13:36:47) BelowTheGround: *just
(13:36:49) pianosong81: have any of you done that??? On livejournal??
(13:36:50) potterwars: ok
(13:37:00) luridlysteph14: That annoyedme, wiht Aim when i was on the net, and clicked on a link it would take over the window
(13:37:31) BelowTheGround: Um...played in your dungeon on live journal?
(13:37:36) BelowTheGround: What's that?
(13:37:42) BelowTheGround: *the dungeon, not the LJ
(13:38:26) pianosong81: I've never heard of that. I have plenty of 'Puffs on my f-list
(13:38:39) luridlysteph14: Hmm.
(13:38:48) luridlysteph14: Oh, i'm just thinking.
(13:38:54) luridlysteph14: Rare for me.
(13:38:54) pianosong81: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/dungeon.php
(13:38:58) pianosong81: That's the dungeon
(13:39:05) BelowTheGround: *clicks the link*
(13:39:05) luridlysteph14: *clickies*
(13:39:16) BelowTheGround: how original
(13:39:23) luridlysteph14: hehe
(13:39:34) luridlysteph14: i know. We have so many creative brainwaves. it just helps
(13:39:58) potterwars: *has just finished*
(13:40:02) potterwars: phewf
(13:40:05) luridlysteph14: LOL!
(13:40:12) luridlysteph14: I'm attacking the Lovely Fatima!
(13:40:14) luridlysteph14: *snerk*
(13:40:15) potterwars: i typed it in manually 3 times
(13:40:24) BelowTheGround: haha
(13:40:29) potterwars: because i typed it wrongly twice
(13:40:36) luridlysteph14: does it actually attack her? *worries*
(13:40:36) potterwars: grargh
(13:41:10) BelowTheGround: I hope not...
(13:41:16) pianosong81: Steph, I went into Laura's dungeon and ended up attacking myself
(13:41:17) pianosong81: lol
(13:41:22) pianosong81: No, Steph it doesn't
(13:41:22) luridlysteph14: Nooo! Damage!
(13:41:31) luridlysteph14: She attacked me! *cradles wounded ahnd*
(13:41:49) luridlysteph14: Steph has a new online toy. Yay. ya'll be hearing about this in a post sometime,..
(13:42:00) potterwars: lol
(13:42:06) BelowTheGround: what's your LJ steph?
(13:42:09) luridlysteph14: ooh. that hurt. 19HP damage
(13:42:18) potterwars: i'm being lurky...apologies
(13:42:27) BelowTheGround: haha.
(13:42:36) luridlysteph14: im thinking of not goign back to sleep. this is too fun
(13:42:54) luridlysteph14: i'm like "Yes, Mum, i will go back to sleep and leave the hat halfway." at was at 1am. I lied.
(13:42:56) BelowTheGround: What are you supposed to do in the dungeon?
(13:43:07) luridlysteph14: attack people*cackles*
(13:43:15) luridlysteph14: A watrhogs Backside? WHAT?
(13:43:23) BelowTheGround: But it doesn't actually *do* anything
(13:43:30) luridlysteph14: The Lion King soundtrack is cracking me up
(13:43:57) luridlysteph14: AHA! THE CEPTRE OF ORLANDO BLOOM IS MINE!
(13:44:31) luridlysteph14: and a figurine of Erin? Sneaky_Rhae? lol, what?
(13:44:36) BelowTheGround: whoops...I just died
(13:44:48) luridlysteph14: An alter of Garyf! *snort!*
(13:45:01) BelowTheGround: Wow, you really do have everyone friended
(13:45:04) luridlysteph14: he lightening struck me? thanks Gary?
(13:45:07) luridlysteph14: Me? I do?
(13:45:15) potterwars: *waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
(13:45:17) luridlysteph14: Ah, but are they mutual friendes
(13:45:34) luridlysteph14: Fien gary. I'm SO not choosing you as my next diety *huffy*
(13:45:51) BelowTheGround: Haha.
(13:45:54) luridlysteph14: the SWORD OF UMBRIDGE! *giggles madly*
(13:46:05) potterwars: Steph, d'you know what the heck is going on in the RDC?
(13:46:17) luridlysteph14: So I have a action figure! Sneaky, the septre of Orly and the sword of Umbridge
(13:46:18) pianosong81: lol
(13:46:22) luridlysteph14: RDC?
(13:46:34) potterwars: Ravenclaw Debating Club
(13:46:38) luridlysteph14: You've started me on something Karin. how can I start this?
(13:46:41) potterwars: I'm so confused OUT
(13:46:44) luridlysteph14: Are you the lovely Tye Dye with me?
(13:46:56) pianosong81: Shayla, do you have LJ?
(13:46:57) potterwars: *shrug shrug*
(13:47:02) potterwars: i have NO idea
(13:47:04) luridlysteph14: brb
(13:47:08) BelowTheGround: apparently I'm original too
(13:47:13) pianosong81: *goes to add Shayla*
(13:47:14) pianosong81: lol
(13:47:26) BelowTheGround: *goes to add mutual friend*
(13:47:30) potterwars: ha, well see, i actually am creative!
(13:47:31) luridlysteph14: LOL! PUma in the backround just um.... fluffled? Am I immature much? Listening to the Lion king at quarter o 6 in the morning
(13:47:46) luridlysteph14: wait, whats everyones LJ's? I've got Karin....?
(13:47:52) BelowTheGround: Wow. But I love the Lion King
(13:48:01) potterwars: do you all want mine?
(13:48:04) BelowTheGround: Yes!
(13:48:06) luridlysteph14: yeasm
(13:48:13) BelowTheGround: Beta's all the way!
(13:48:15) luridlysteph14: you cna spam my f-lis6 heartily, if you wish
(13:48:20) luridlysteph14: *huzzah!*
(13:48:43) luridlysteph14: lol! I Piartes, they say "HUZZAH!" after they break the curse. IS hat actually said, Sarah?
(13:48:57) BelowTheGround: 'Hussah! We attack!'
(13:49:05) pianosong81: wow
(13:49:13) pianosong81: We're totally having too much fun attacking everyone
(13:49:30) luridlysteph14: i was taking the pee out of the Australian stereotype. It backfired *facepalm*
(13:49:37) luridlysteph14: i know. someone buture me please
(13:50:18) BelowTheGround: I can't seem to win at any of these attacks..
(13:50:29) luridlysteph14: i know. I'm down to 2HP, eek
(13:50:34) potterwars: *cannot make head nor tail of this chat*
(13:50:36) luridlysteph14: stupid Karin
(13:50:44) luridlysteph14: Attacking me while i .. attack you
(13:50:51) potterwars: can you give me a linky?
(13:51:06) luridlysteph14: to my Lj?
(13:51:13) luridlysteph14: i added you
(13:51:31) potterwars: to the dungeon you all are dying in
(13:51:42) AstroFireN entered the room.
(13:51:47) luridlysteph14: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/dungeon.php and type in your sn
(13:51:55) AstroFireN: ah, I'm back
(13:51:57) luridlysteph14: ah! PAblo's back!
(13:52:02) potterwars: cool
(13:52:06) potterwars: hi!
(13:52:08) AstroFireN: hi potterwars
(13:52:14) AstroFireN: hmm...
(13:52:16) BelowTheGround: My parents are trying to get me to go with them to a movie right now...
(13:52:17) BelowTheGround: hang on.
(13:52:18) potterwars: < Sarah / rita_skeeter
(13:52:25) AstroFireN: ohhhh
(13:52:29) AstroFireN: okay shayla
(13:52:39) potterwars: i'm still wet...
(13:52:39) luridlysteph14: AH! we;'re in thrid again! *cries*
(13:52:45) AstroFireN: oh, I didn't recognize you sarah :)
(13:52:45) luridlysteph14: wet, sarah?
(13:52:57) luridlysteph14: recognise! *pounces on Americanism*
(13:53:06) luridlysteph14: See, I beta in the early hours on the morning, too!
(13:53:08) AstroFireN: Oh, hahaha ^^
(13:53:09) potterwars: i went to a theme park today
(13:53:24) AstroFireN: what park?
(13:53:30) BelowTheGround: I'm back
(13:53:33) luridlysteph14: I.... sat on ym butt? becasue I woke up at 1:35pm after my lufferly chat with the stellar lys.
(13:53:36) BelowTheGround: Which part?
(13:53:43) luridlysteph14: Aww, theme aprks are awesome
(13:53:52) pianosong81: I don't like theme parks
(13:53:54) AstroFireN: lol, not part but park
(13:53:55) AstroFireN: agh
(13:53:58) AstroFireN: low battery
(13:54:04) AstroFireN: g2 run for charger
(13:54:35) BelowTheGround: Why ever not, Karin?
(13:54:46) luridlysteph14: I love roller coasters
(13:54:50) luridlysteph14: swearing is ever so much fun
(13:54:51) AstroFireN: ufff... I did it
(13:54:51) potterwars: i hate them
(13:54:56) potterwars: *is a wimp*
(13:55:07) AstroFireN: I have a love/hate relationship with rollercoasters
(13:55:09) potterwars: i went on the log flume and the rapids twice
(13:55:14) potterwars: now i'm SOAKING
(13:55:17) AstroFireN: hahah
(13:55:26) potterwars: that was 4 hours ago and i'm still wet
(13:55:29) AstroFireN: I'm still wet, too
(13:55:38) AstroFireN: And that was... 2 hours ago
(13:55:43) luridlysteph14: Sweaing is a lot more stress and panic reloieveing than screaming, and mixed in wiht all the screams, profanities can't be heard. It's win win'
(13:55:46) AstroFireN: Although I have also have some sand >.<
(13:55:50) luridlysteph14: We're all wet because....?
(13:56:01) AstroFireN: I went to run to the beach
(13:56:10) luridlysteph14: That's right *scowls*
(13:56:10) AstroFireN: and then I swam
(13:56:16) BelowTheGround: Ooh...beach sounds fun
(13:56:17) luridlysteph14: It's too cold for the beach here
(13:56:27) BelowTheGround: It's summer. How can it be cold?
(13:56:33) AstroFireN: Yeah, that's the problem with US beaches
(13:56:41) luridlysteph14: HEHEH!
(13:56:44) AstroFireN: It's the water itself
(13:56:49) luridlysteph14: Everyone on my LJ is dying in the dungeon!!!!
(13:56:56) AstroFireN: 'Cause of the... Atlantic currents
(13:56:58) AstroFireN: lj?
(13:57:11) luridlysteph14: like, 7 people in a row! *snigger*
(13:57:14) luridlysteph14: Live Journal
(13:57:14) AstroFireN: *realises that it can't be Lily/James*
(13:57:20) luridlysteph14: lol
(13:57:35) AstroFireN: heh, too long in fanfiction
(13:57:38) BelowTheGround: Haha, I never thought og that
(13:57:41) BelowTheGround: *of

betaguild @ 2006-07-12T18:50:00

2006-07-13T00:54:03Z

Alright, well here's the second half of the first ever beta guild chat. Enjoy!

(13:57:49) AstroFireN: I know, I'm strange
(13:57:50) luridlysteph14: Woah, thats the most people I've ever seen online on MFF
(13:58:01) AstroFireN: 5?
(13:58:10) luridlysteph14: MNFF** mostly because I'm.. usually... getting ready for school right now. 5:58am people
(13:58:13) luridlysteph14: 40
(13:58:17) AstroFireN: ohhhh
(13:58:28) AstroFireN: I thought you were talking about the chat ^_^
(13:58:28) pianosong81: Steph, have you killed me?
(13:58:33) AstroFireN: O_o
(13:58:37) luridlysteph14: Not just yet
(13:58:40) pianosong81: lol
(13:58:41) AstroFireN: O_o
(13:58:47) pianosong81: Well, I haven't come across you yet
(13:58:47) BelowTheGround: Wow, 40 isn't many
(13:58:52) luridlysteph14: I'm on hold, =tryng to clean out the lovely spam MNFF style in my 'box
(13:58:58) pianosong81: In our dungeons, Pablo, on our LiveJournals
(13:58:59) AstroFireN: *slowly retreats into the safety of his room*
(13:59:02) pianosong81: Do you have LiveJournal
(13:59:04) pianosong81: lol
(13:59:15) pianosong81: I think I've killed Sarah a few times, though
(13:59:18) pianosong81: *looks at Sarah*
(13:59:19) AstroFireN: ah, no
(13:59:29) AstroFireN: but what you mean with 'kill'?
(13:59:33) BelowTheGround: I've died a few times, but I've never killed anyone...
(13:59:33) pianosong81: and I don't like theme parks because there's usually too much sun and I get sunburned
(13:59:40) luridlysteph14: SUNBURN!
(13:59:44) BelowTheGround: Wow, delayed reaction
(13:59:45) potterwars: *blinks* killed me?
(13:59:50) potterwars: arrrrrr
(13:59:53) AstroFireN: Iceburns are worst
(13:59:54) pianosong81: With 'kill' it just means we get past them in our dungeons on our LJs
(14:00:04) potterwars: yep
(14:00:08) pianosong81: *hugs the Inferi Sarah*
(14:00:09) luridlysteph14: Aberforth scrlls n the wall!!
(14:00:11) potterwars: this means war Karin
(14:00:12) pianosong81: lol
(14:00:15) AstroFireN: ohhh
(14:00:18) pianosong81: *back away from Sarah*
(14:00:22) pianosong81: *turns and runs*
(14:00:25) luridlysteph14: And I'm ever so proud to say My Gauntlet helped me hearn 15 points in the ref desk
(14:00:34) potterwars: i'm quite fearsome when i'm angry
(14:00:39) potterwars: *runs after*
(14:00:50) BelowTheGround: Steph, how long is your Gauntlet entry?
(14:00:50) AstroFireN: I'm quite normal when I'm angry
(14:00:50) luridlysteph14: Delaney almsot killed me
(14:01:05) AstroFireN: brb
(14:01:07) pianosong81: I'm in someone else's dungeon again and look who I have to face: Songbook99 the cockatrice stands before you (12HP).
(14:01:10) luridlysteph14: um... 7,000 i think. I wa like "Yes1 Longest chapter EVER!"
(14:01:14) luridlysteph14: lol
(14:01:15) pianosong81: Should I attack myself?
(14:01:20) luridlysteph14: whats a cockatrice?
(14:01:23) luridlysteph14: indeed you should
(14:01:25) pianosong81: a type of bird, I believe
(14:01:27) pianosong81: well then
(14:01:32) pianosong81: *goes to attack self*
(14:01:45) pianosong81: I turned myself to stone!
(14:01:56) pianosong81: well, songbook99 turned me to stone and I died
(14:01:59) luridlysteph14: BWAHAHAHA!
(14:02:04) AstroFireN: 7000 words is your longest chapter?
(14:02:06) luridlysteph14: you shoudl put that on your LJ
(14:02:09) luridlysteph14: I thinkso
(14:02:16) luridlysteph14: I'm too imaptient to type long chapters
(14:02:19) AstroFireN: Mine is 9,500
(14:02:20) potterwars: me too
(14:02:32) luridlysteph14: hehe
(14:02:33) AstroFireN: but I think that I should have split it heh
(14:02:46) BelowTheGround: Mine too
(14:02:47) luridlysteph14: oh yeah, WHY did your Ocean Soul make me spell check go Spanish??
(14:02:52) AstroFireN: hahahah
(14:02:54) BelowTheGround: Ooh, I just killed someone..!
(14:02:54) luridlysteph14: That was REALLY confusing
(14:02:59) AstroFireN: that's because my MW is in spanish
(14:03:04) AstroFireN: that's the default language
(14:03:06) AstroFireN: ^^
(14:03:13) luridlysteph14: You are in a moss-covered pit. Bones are scattered in the shape of pole vault.
(14:03:22) luridlysteph14: I'd LOVE to see that one..
(14:03:26) pianosong81: lol
(14:03:28) AstroFireN: There should be a spanish challenge
(14:03:29) BelowTheGround: Haha
(14:03:31) pianosong81: that would be great
(14:03:36) pianosong81: has to be yours steph
(14:03:43) pianosong81: Did you know you can go into anyone's dungeon?
(14:03:54) luridlysteph14: I'm in not luicky, they're be the aching bones of stepjh on the tartan later this morning
(14:04:07) luridlysteph14: and ther'es no way he's making me run a 400m. Unles he makes me run a 400m
(14:04:17) luridlysteph14: A MAP!
(14:04:21) AstroFireN: *looks scared as to where the chat is heading... killers, other people's dungeons... surely, nothing good*
(14:04:21) luridlysteph14: HOw interesting!
(14:04:25) luridlysteph14: lol
(14:04:27) BelowTheGround: Yes, but only your own dungeon is fun because you know all the friends...
(14:04:35) luridlysteph14: already, i'm drawing my map, teehee
(14:04:55) potterwars: i keep dying
(14:05:00) AstroFireN: Hmm... I must sing up for LJ and try to figure out what is a dungeon...
(14:05:08) luridlysteph14: i need paper
(14:05:15) AstroFireN: How many times have you died rita?
(14:05:22) AstroFireN: sarah, ^^
(14:05:23) luridlysteph14: *rumages through stuff on desk*
(14:05:25) luridlysteph14: none, yet!
(14:05:42) BelowTheGround: Man, I just died again
(14:05:48) AstroFireN: lol
(14:05:52) BelowTheGround: Yeah Pablo, you need an LJ
(14:05:53) AstroFireN: *sends flowers*
(14:05:58) luridlysteph14: i've got 12
(14:05:59) luridlysteph14: lol
(14:06:02) BelowTheGround: *sniffs flowers*
(14:06:06) AstroFireN: My condolences
(14:06:09) BelowTheGround: 12 LJs?
(14:06:12) pianosong81: Yes, Pablo, you need to sign up for LJ
(14:06:16) luridlysteph14: imagine the look on thier faces whenour chat seems to be centred around LJ
(14:06:20) luridlysteph14: 12 Hit points
(14:06:27) BelowTheGround: oh...haha
(14:06:29) luridlysteph14: I'm putting up a fight with my sword of Umbridge
(14:06:36) BelowTheGround: How do you use your items?
(14:06:39) luridlysteph14: Heehee! I stabbed Karin!
(14:06:40) BelowTheGround: or can you not...?
(14:06:45) luridlysteph14: You just.,... do?
(14:06:50) pianosong81: Steph stabbed me???
(14:06:53) AstroFireN: lol
(14:06:59) BelowTheGround: Haha.
(14:06:59) pianosong81: *is stabbed*
(14:07:00) pianosong81: lol
(14:07:35) luridlysteph14: pwn'd
(14:07:43) AstroFireN: hmm... I thought girls would be more peaceful instead of killing each other
(14:07:47) AstroFireN: heh, just kidding
(14:07:47) luridlysteph14: What dos that mean, exactly? A type of death?
(14:07:55) luridlysteph14: I shoudl put that in the turnip gloassary, sarah
(14:08:02) luridlysteph14: *toddles off to common room*
(14:08:22) pianosong81: lol
(14:08:30) BelowTheGround: We need a Gryff in here
(14:08:36) luridlysteph14: the sound of love? *eyebrow*
(14:08:41) pianosong81: We do
(14:08:42) pianosong81: lol
(14:08:44) potterwars: lol, Steph
(14:08:51) potterwars: and i've died three times
(14:08:52) AstroFireN: haha
(14:08:52) luridlysteph14: lol bones in the shape of eyeliner...
(14:09:10) luridlysteph14: im just walking in circle
(14:09:14) BelowTheGround: I just died for the third time...
(14:09:25) BelowTheGround: Haha. I'd like to see those bones, steph
(14:09:29) AstroFireN: *more flowers*
(14:09:42) luridlysteph14: i killed Delaney!
(14:09:43) luridlysteph14: Oops
(14:09:46) luridlysteph14: But i got her gold
(14:09:50) AstroFireN: lol
(14:09:58) AstroFireN: Not only a killer but a thief!
(14:10:17) pianosong81: <--has gotten 35 gold pieces off of the dead
(14:10:19) pianosong81: lol
(14:10:21) luridlysteph14: AMULET OF YAHOO! LOL
(14:10:40) AstroFireN: lol, I have no idea what it could be
(14:10:53) potterwars: i'm using Karin's
(14:11:00) potterwars: and i have a lot of gold
(14:11:07) potterwars: mwah ha ha ha ah ha
(14:11:22) AstroFireN: lol, give it back
(14:11:36) BelowTheGround: I'm using my own...and I have 32 pieces of gold...
(14:11:47) luridlysteph14: I'm invading Karin's, too seems the places to be. I'm not dying fashioanble early
(14:12:17) pianosong81: I just MJ and got 17 pieces of gold
(14:12:20) pianosong81: lol
(14:12:25) pianosong81: you're in mine???
(14:12:25) luridlysteph14: lol
(14:12:26) pianosong81: cool
(14:12:47) luridlysteph14: I stole 15 pieces of gold off a bookshleves dedicated to lipglos, snow shoes and movies
(14:12:54) BelowTheGround: Haha.
(14:12:56) potterwars: yep
(14:13:01) potterwars: and i died
(14:13:09) potterwars: then i went on again and killed someone!
(14:13:19) potterwars: i don't know who, but... *shrug*
(14:13:20) BelowTheGround: Haha, nice
(14:13:23) luridlysteph14: *cough*
(14:13:28) potterwars: i still killed them!
(14:13:29) potterwars: lol
(14:13:30) luridlysteph14: it went downhill fomr geting fold on my first move
(14:13:43) luridlysteph14: i like attscking people higher up tha ,e
(14:13:45) luridlysteph14: gold*
(14:13:53) AstroFireN: So, they are dungeons with... bookshelves dedicated to lipglos, items made out of bone, and endless bloodshed? Â¨*looks confused*
(14:14:00) BelowTheGround: You know, no one is going to be able to understand this transcript.
(14:14:09) luridlysteph14: lol
(14:14:14) luridlysteph14: not unless they have LJ
(14:14:34) AstroFireN: brb, I think someone scored
(14:14:40) pianosong81: lol
(14:14:51) pianosong81: Don't attack the cockatrice...they turn you to stone
(14:14:59) BelowTheGround: Oh no, I'm down to 7 HP
(14:15:03) BelowTheGround: how do you bring it up?
(14:15:05) luridlysteph14: My co ordination skills are off even in virtual reality! i kepe missng them!
(14:15:10) luridlysteph14: kill people?
(14:15:18) pianosong81: poor Pablo
(14:15:34) potterwars: i only have 10 but i killed a 60 HP person on Karin's
(14:15:41) pianosong81: wow
(14:15:46) pianosong81: I have 52 HP at the moment
(14:15:58) BelowTheGround: How do you get it to go up?
(14:16:03) BelowTheGround: Mine started at 50...
(14:16:31) pianosong81: I just got 57 pieces of gold from tiramisu_kisses
(14:16:39) pianosong81: They all start at 50
(14:17:06) pianosong81: I know that drinking some potion can make it go up..but there are potions that make it go down too...and I think some of the stuff you can get can make it go up as well.
(14:17:26) luridlysteph14: hahaha the Potion of Severus Snape. Love
(14:17:41) BelowTheGround: isn't tiramisu_kisses...Siobhan?
(14:17:52) luridlysteph14: I dunno?
(14:17:54) BelowTheGround: Nice potion
(14:18:11) luridlysteph14: ON OnBroadway36, Karin?
(14:18:50) pianosong81: yes
(14:19:10) luridlysteph14: lol i just picked up the axe of dory the fishie
(14:19:20) luridlysteph14: anyone, let me now if you get me, heehee
(14:19:22) pianosong81: nice
(14:19:26) pianosong81: I will
(14:19:28) potterwars: me too, Steph!
(14:19:30) luridlysteph14: or anything to do with me ^-^
(14:19:37) potterwars: but now i'm dead
(14:19:46) AstroFireN: ok, I'm back ^^
(14:19:54) luridlysteph14: in my post
(14:19:57) pianosong81: don't attack the cockatrices, they turn you to stone
(14:20:04) pianosong81: hmmm...that's no good
(14:20:23) AstroFireN: by the way, is the transcript for everyone to read or only beta guild?
(14:20:26) AstroFireN: hahahahahahaa steph
(14:21:31) luridlysteph14: Yup
(14:21:37) luridlysteph14: I heart reviewing
(14:22:10) luridlysteph14: *cough*
(14:22:12) AstroFireN: hahahahaha
(14:22:13) luridlysteph14: um
(14:22:13) BelowTheGround: irony..
(14:22:18) AstroFireN: yes, agree
(14:22:22) potterwars: awww
(14:22:27) AstroFireN: I posted yesterday for the drabble challenge
(14:22:41) potterwars: i'm on yours, Steph, lol
(14:22:44) potterwars: and ok...
(14:23:14) luridlysteph14: You attack Mithostiel with your axe, and hit them for 3HP damage. They die.
I' m making it up to you, though. I'm reviewing all the slytherin's on my "list"
(14:23:15) potterwars: yeah...
(14:23:19) AstroFireN: Hmm....
(14:23:38) potterwars: ...we discussed that
(14:23:38) AstroFireN: There should be a only beta forum
(14:23:54) potterwars: but i thought we concuded it was alright
(14:24:02) potterwars: huh *shrug* ok
(14:24:06) pianosong81: lol
(14:24:12) luridlysteph14: *confused* This could just be becasue it's 6:30 and i woke up at 4am, but i'm not following you
(14:24:21) AstroFireN: heh, as long as someone betas it
(14:24:49) AstroFireN: we were talking about the transcript
(14:24:53) BelowTheGround: *cough*
(14:25:00) luridlysteph14: *sideways look*
(14:25:07) BelowTheGround: *glares*
(14:25:20) AstroFireN: thanks to *coughscoughtcoughecoughpcoughh*
(14:25:22) luridlysteph14: *foot-ground-sig*
(14:25:32) luridlysteph14: lol that was good.
(14:25:32) BelowTheGround: *scolds*
(14:25:37) BelowTheGround: Yeah.
(14:25:39) luridlysteph14: Let me quote fomr above
(14:25:43) AstroFireN: hahah
(14:25:50) luridlysteph14: aww, it's gone
(14:26:06) potterwars: oh Steph. I am unclear but it matters not what i said
(14:26:10) luridlysteph14: me computer has.... erased the chat because it was fomr an horu and a half ago? the top is like from.. 10 minutes ago?????
(14:26:16) potterwars: awww
(14:26:28) BelowTheGround: Mine is from the beginning
(14:26:31) BelowTheGround: And this thing is LOOONG
(14:26:32) potterwars: mine too
(14:26:34) AstroFireN: mine too
(14:26:37) AstroFireN: lol
(14:26:40) luridlysteph14: Unclear? Hawuahaha? *extremely confusd*
(14:26:45) potterwars: hehehe
(14:26:52) potterwars: forget it
(14:26:55) potterwars: lol
(14:27:04) potterwars: i'm on your dungeon, steph
(14:27:04) AstroFireN: I know no one cares but... Brasil 0 - France 1 !!
(14:27:11) potterwars: nooooooooooooooo!
(14:27:16) AstroFireN: heh, sorry, I had to tell you that
(14:27:20) potterwars: damn
(14:27:26) luridlysteph14: *pleh* Itlay FELL
(14:27:29) potterwars: my dad will be unbearable
(14:27:36) AstroFireN: And England was eliminated by Portugal
(14:27:54) luridlysteph14: like yesterday, i had the BEST call. My brother fake fell over in front of his gf, and iwas like "Italy! *counces* ITALY!" *snort*
(14:27:55) pianosong81: Go ENGLAND!!!
(14:28:00) luridlysteph14: GO AUSTRALIA
(14:28:03) pianosong81: This has been a very long chat!
(14:28:04) luridlysteph14: *cough*
(14:28:29) BelowTheGround: Yeah, two and a half hours
(14:28:37) BelowTheGround: for *cough* some of us
(14:28:37) pianosong81: yeah
(14:28:43) pianosong81: I have it all the way from the beginning
(14:28:48) potterwars: i don't really
(14:28:52) AstroFireN: poor soul who has to beta it *runs away, scared of being asked to*
(14:28:53) BelowTheGround: me too. Starting when it was just the two of us...
(14:29:11) potterwars: i think we should just say no transcrpit
(14:29:12) AstroFireN: lol, that's really the beginning
(14:29:24) AstroFireN: it could be
(14:29:27) luridlysteph14: Two of us liek at midnight for me when i was thinking that's whe it started? *coughkthnxleanne*
(14:29:35) AstroFireN: hahahah
(14:29:39) BelowTheGround: Yeah, if we don't have a transcript maybe more people will come next time
(14:29:53) AstroFireN: And I thought the chat came 10 hours earlier...
(14:30:04) AstroFireN: this chat could scare them '_'
(14:30:09) AstroFireN: hahha
(14:30:15) luridlysteph14: YOu mean "Steph could scare them off"
(14:30:26) AstroFireN: Actually, that thought crossed my mind
(14:30:33) AstroFireN: but decided to be more gentle
(14:30:40) luridlysteph14: XD
(14:30:41) potterwars: lol
(14:31:00) potterwars: but no-one realistically is going to want to read this
(14:31:02) pianosong81: I'll edit out a lot of things, but I think I should leave in some of the funny things
(14:31:09) pianosong81: You'd be surprised, Sarah
(14:31:13) potterwars: lol
(14:31:14) BelowTheGround: And which part was funny?
(14:31:22) BelowTheGround: But yeah, who would read this?
(14:31:23) AstroFireN: like this *dances*
(14:31:27) pianosong81: lol
(14:31:33) luridlysteph14: i know, i was reall upset i missed the last Raven chat. SO i read the entire transcript., even though i was anewb and knew no one, lol
(14:31:37) pianosong81: I know people who would read it...Leanne for instance
(14:31:40) AstroFireN: lol, hahaha
(14:31:51) BelowTheGround: *is kidding*...by the way
(14:31:52) potterwars: hehehehe
(14:31:54) pianosong81: I'm the oldest, I rule
(14:31:56) pianosong81: lol
(14:31:58) AstroFireN: hahahahaha
(14:31:59) luridlysteph14: Awww, i wish Lys was here
(14:32:06) potterwars: i'm probably the youngest
(14:32:10) pianosong81: me too..Lys is fun
(14:32:12) BelowTheGround: naw, I'm the youngest.
(14:32:13) pianosong81: Barely Sarah
(14:32:26) pianosong81: Nah, Shayla, Sarah's a measley 13
(14:32:34) BelowTheGround: Aww..poor Sarah
(14:32:35) pianosong81: *hugs Sarah*
(14:32:51) luridlysteph14: tehee
(14:32:53) BelowTheGround: Haha
(14:32:53) potterwars: measly? it's the prime of life!!
(14:32:59) pianosong81: I hated 13, Sarah
(14:33:01) AstroFireN: *everyone tries to act sane*
(14:33:03) pianosong81: lol
(14:33:10) BelowTheGround: I loved 13. It was a good year
(14:33:10) luridlysteph14: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WATRHOG!
(14:33:23) potterwars: why, Karin?
(14:33:26) luridlysteph14: Sorry, Lion King Soundtrack....
(14:33:26) BelowTheGround: *sings* When he was a young wart hooooog!"
(14:33:33) AstroFireN: lol steph, hahah
(14:33:49) luridlysteph14: Evertytime that I.. PUMBA not in front of the KIDS!
(14:33:51) BelowTheGround: "He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal. He could clear the savanah after every meal..."
(14:33:53) AstroFireN: anyone here listens to Nightwish? *looks out of place*
(14:34:12) potterwars: my cousin does!!
(14:34:18) luridlysteph14: There's the song with Scar... about a warthogs backside that just craks me up evertime...
(14:34:24) AstroFireN: Well, that's a start
(14:34:36) luridlysteph14: lol i fund it in the parents Cd racl, and decided to sneak out with it at midnight
(14:34:38) potterwars: he loves Nightwish
(14:34:39) AstroFireN: you don't like it sarah?
(14:34:55) potterwars: *shrug* not sure
(14:35:03) luridlysteph14: Hakunah,,, Matata... Hukanah.. MATATA!
(14:35:05) AstroFireN: Nightwish!
(14:35:11) AstroFireN: hahahah, Nighwash
(14:35:12) luridlysteph14: Sorry, temporary insanity..
(14:35:19) AstroFireN: lol, steph
(14:35:35) potterwars: i love the Lion King 2 soundtrack
(14:35:36) AstroFireN: The world we live on...!
(14:35:36) pianosong81: lol
(14:35:52) luridlysteph14: Haha! I have a figurine of Sneaky!
(14:35:55) pianosong81: There were just a lot of bad things that happened to me at 13, Sarah, starting on my 13th birday
(14:35:58) potterwars: HE IS NOT ONE OF US, HE HAS NEVER BEEN PART OF UUUUUUUUUUS
(14:36:00) luridlysteph14: And the Sword of Umbridge
(14:36:04) pianosong81: I've got a figurine of Kal
(14:36:15) potterwars: oh dear, Karin
(14:36:16) luridlysteph14: I have but the awesome Severus Snape Potion
(14:36:37) BelowTheGround: I've got Jenna's armor
(14:36:49) potterwars: *is nosy* you can not tell me if you wish, but what happened on your birthday?
(14:36:53) luridlysteph14: ahhhha i Killed Masked ONe
(14:37:01) luridlysteph14: oh, yueah what happened?
(14:37:05) luridlysteph14: tehee
(14:37:09) luridlysteph14: GOod ol' amour
(14:37:14) AstroFireN: *flowers to masked one*
(14:37:23) BelowTheGround: Isn't she our new Prefect?
(14:38:07) luridlysteph14: Wait, who'se the Ravenclaw Prefect Now??
(14:38:34) luridlysteph14: What am I, lol?
(14:38:44) potterwars: no one yet
(14:38:46) AstroFireN: Ravenclaw must be complete madness at the moment ;)
(14:38:47) luridlysteph14: A seing Eye ball? I just killed Delaney, the eyeball
(14:38:58) luridlysteph14: Are you debating, Laura?
(14:39:10) BelowTheGround: You want madness...look at the old SLyth common rooms when Jenna was gone for three days. O.o
(14:39:16) luridlysteph14: or maybe it was delaney, the jello cube
(14:39:22) pianosong81: Well, on my birthday, the people who had been my "friends" decided to tell me that they did not want me to hand around with them anymore.
(14:39:29) luridlysteph14: the Turnip Debating clue. Team Tye Dye all the way!
(14:39:29) pianosong81: That was a lovely birthday present, right?
(14:39:33) luridlysteph14: Niiiiice
(14:39:40) BelowTheGround: Ooh. Harsh
(14:39:50) potterwars: oh poor you
(14:39:52) pianosong81: the rest of 13 went about the same really
(14:40:01) pianosong81: it sucked and I was glad to see it gone
(14:40:02) pianosong81: lol
(14:40:06) luridlysteph14: I've been told that by multiple people, in year seven. I ende dup changin scools, and head a heart attack when someone called me cool. I was like "Your's jokingm right?"
(14:40:10) luridlysteph14: I know. 12 sucked for me
(14:40:14) BelowTheGround: I can't beleive you remmeber that at 24 years old
(14:40:29) potterwars: aww poor karin
(14:40:35) potterwars: and Staph
(14:40:40) luridlysteph14: i went on this holiday, the one in the Beta Forums, and i got back and people are like "You're gay. e hate you. Be miserble *pegs balla t head"
(14:40:41) pianosong81: lol Shayla
(14:40:45) potterwars: I've never had that really
(14:40:48) potterwars: yet...
(14:40:55) pianosong81: some things just stay with you..especially since they said that on my birthday at lunch at school
(14:40:58) luridlysteph14: I remember my sister being born, andI was 2.9 years of age./ O.O
(14:41:09) BelowTheGround: yeah...but still.
(14:41:09) pianosong81: what Steph??
(14:41:11) pianosong81: yeah
(14:41:15) pianosong81: wow
(14:41:17) pianosong81: that's cool
(14:41:19) pianosong81: lol
(14:41:22) luridlysteph14: I know. I can remember conversations and stuff form year seven that were just horrid
(14:41:27) BelowTheGround: I don't think I'd want to remember a sibling being born
(14:41:35) luridlysteph14: I asked my Mum for her orange juice in the hospital, and she said no
(14:41:43) BelowTheGround: aww. Poor steph
(14:41:48) luridlysteph14: not like the "birth": just seeing Mummy in hospital ;)
(14:41:49) potterwars: aww
(14:41:52) potterwars: lol
(14:41:53) BelowTheGround: ooh.
(14:41:54) BelowTheGround: haha
(14:42:05) luridlysteph14: oooooooooooh aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh wondered the crowd.
(14:42:09) potterwars: i had a really bad 10th birthday
(14:42:15) luridlysteph14: the age 12 sucked
(14:42:26) potterwars: not for me
(14:42:27) luridlysteph14: Some disgusting footballer kissed me *shudders*
(14:42:38) potterwars: i first gor into fanfiction then
(14:42:42) luridlysteph14: just becasue THEY're durnk at 12 doesn't me little ol me had anythingother than creaming soda
(14:42:49) luridlysteph14: FANFICTION! MY SAVIOUR!
(14:42:50) BelowTheGround: Haha
(14:42:55) BelowTheGround: *giggles at Steph*
(14:43:04) potterwars: lol
(14:43:07) luridlysteph14: Yeah, i had to wait until i was 13 to get into a fanfiction *shifty eyes*
(14:43:26) luridlysteph14: I don't drink in case someon slips something inot my drink
(14:43:38) luridlysteph14: Apparently, i can get drugs tests now that I'm with NSWIS
(14:44:12) pianosong81: wow Steph
(14:44:17) luridlysteph14: and i can get a 2 year band form playing sport, any type of sport, not even allowed to join a gym, adn on the second warning, when i get tested (postive, lol) i cna get bannd for life.
(14:44:30) luridlysteph14: LOL
(14:44:34) luridlysteph14: how does that work??
(14:44:50) luridlysteph14: Never had one
(14:45:08) luridlysteph14: This si wierd, but hopefully one day I'll be at the level where i HAVE to have one done, you kow?
(14:45:13) pianosong81: yeah
(14:45:23) luridlysteph14: Did they urm.... *cough*
(14:45:25) pianosong81: that would be pretty awesome Steph
(14:45:29) pianosong81: Find anything?
(14:45:36) potterwars: how did it work, Steph
(14:45:37) potterwars: ?
(14:45:55) potterwars: ooh
(14:46:08) luridlysteph14: LONDON 2012!!
(14:46:18) BelowTheGround: haha *edits*
(14:46:28) potterwars: we drank cider and champagne
(14:46:28) luridlysteph14: it's all lovely and dandy
(14:46:37) potterwars: 2012?
(14:46:48) luridlysteph14: the 2012 Olymnpic are in London ;)
(14:47:06) BelowTheGround: looking ahead are we
(14:47:09) luridlysteph14: May I share my pride? I try not to wiht myself. I plug my school endlessly, though
(14:47:10) AstroFireN: ufff... I had to read a lot to catch up
(14:47:27) luridlysteph14: Australia were tricked out :@
(14:47:34) AstroFireN: haha steph
(14:47:54) AstroFireN: because once a beta, always a beta, eh shayla? :D
(14:48:05) luridlysteph14: Well, I'm 5th in Australia as far as 15yo are concerned, and 31 out of the Australian rankings. That's including people that go to Olympics. *hides*
(14:48:09) BelowTheGround: Yes, well you know me in the common room. *is guilty*
(14:48:13) potterwars: i'm volunteering at the 2012 olympics
(14:48:18) luridlysteph14: REALLY??
(14:48:25) luridlysteph14: Women High Jump. See you there
(14:48:30) pianosong81: Steph that's awesome!
(14:48:32) luridlysteph14: That is SO cool
(14:48:36) AstroFireN: O_O
(14:48:36) luridlysteph14: *blushes*
(14:48:41) AstroFireN: *feels plain*
(14:48:41) BelowTheGround: Congrats, steph
(14:48:48) AstroFireN: hehehe, congrats
(14:48:49) potterwars: lol, wow!
(14:48:54) potterwars: well done steph!
(14:48:58) potterwars: oh yes
(14:49:01) luridlysteph14: Well, now you all know why it takes an hour an a half to get to school, lol
(14:49:04) pianosong81: I'm in Steph's dungeon
(14:49:06) potterwars: i'm doing it in my gap year
(14:49:08) luridlysteph14: I'll try and fid a picture fomr last years Nationals
(14:49:12) luridlysteph14: hehehe
(14:49:18) AstroFireN: lol, you 'jump' to school?
(14:49:20) potterwars: me too, Karin!
(14:49:38) luridlysteph14: lol nope, bus at 6:30
(14:49:44) luridlysteph14: get to school for Period 0 at 8:10
(14:49:58) AstroFireN: That's late
(14:50:07) luridlysteph14: lol
(14:50:10) luridlysteph14: but i get up at 5:39
(14:50:15) luridlysteph14: exactly
(14:50:27) AstroFireN: In Mexico, classes started at 7:00
(14:50:28) luridlysteph14: it's 6:50 am now
(14:50:32) luridlysteph14: Woah
(14:50:59) luridlysteph14: *cough* obviously watermarked
(14:51:01) AstroFireN: nice ^^ I remember once doing that
(14:51:16) AstroFireN: I wasn't really that bad
(14:51:24) luridlysteph14: lol how high'd you jump?
(14:51:30) AstroFireN: hmm...
(14:51:35) AstroFireN: in 10 cm!
(14:51:37) AstroFireN: lol, jk
(14:51:41) AstroFireN: agh, net speak
(14:51:43) luridlysteph14: I'm aiming for 1.80 this year, and I'm only 1.79! Eek! I need to grow! Hehehe
(14:51:48) luridlysteph14: jks, jks ;)
(14:51:50) AstroFireN: let me remember
(14:51:56) AstroFireN: I think it was 1.40
(14:52:01) luridlysteph14: feet and inches totally confuse me
(14:52:06) luridlysteph14: hey! how old were you?
(14:52:22) AstroFireN: oh, no
(14:52:34) potterwars: i go to school at 9.20
(14:52:34) AstroFireN: it was 1.50 or 1.60
(14:52:40) AstroFireN: because one guy broke the bar >.<
(14:52:42) potterwars: well, that's when lessons start
(14:52:45) luridlysteph14: OMG!
(14:53:01) AstroFireN: yeah, same thing I thought
(14:53:06) luridlysteph14: Someone at training (pole vault) broke the bar! Teehee! It snappe in half! I was so happy it wasn't me!
(14:53:15) AstroFireN: hahahahaha
(14:53:16) AstroFireN: lol
(14:53:38) AstroFireN: Does anyone here has diving license?
(14:53:44) luridlysteph14: Hahah yes, I'm very attached to the Soft/Flexi bar
(14:53:50) luridlysteph14: no *pouts* I'm only 15
(14:54:07) AstroFireN: But by the sound of it, you do know how to dive, right?
(14:54:11) potterwars: a *diving* license?
(14:54:23) AstroFireN: heheh, leave me alone
(14:54:28) luridlysteph14: uh, oops
(14:54:31) potterwars: LOL
(14:54:40) AstroFireN: License to kill
(14:54:45) luridlysteph14: well, i remember when i went to the Barrier Reef i was just 12, so they wouldn't lket me get mine
(14:54:47) AstroFireN: ah, no, that's another one, nevermind
(14:54:50) luridlysteph14: I had to Snuba dive
(14:54:51) luridlysteph14: LOL!
(14:54:56) luridlysteph14: LICENSE TO KILL!!!
(14:55:01) AstroFireN: hahah
(14:55:07) luridlysteph14: the last three digits of my Mobile are 007!!!!
(14:55:10) luridlysteph14: HAHAHA
(14:55:14) AstroFireN: lol
(14:55:18) luridlysteph14: *quiets down*
(14:55:20) AstroFireN: No wonder why you are killing everyone
(14:55:34) luridlysteph14: Teh ULtimate Spam Killing Spreee
(14:55:43) AstroFireN: lol!
(14:56:00) AstroFireN: agh, one sec. I have to see what was the final score
(14:56:03) luridlysteph14: Oh, Terracotta PIE ooh teeracotta PIE! banana banana TERRACOTTA PIE!
(14:56:15) luridlysteph14: XD
(14:56:19) AstroFireN: O_O *backs away from steph*
(14:56:26) luridlysteph14: SYstemof a Down
(14:56:31) luridlysteph14: I'll give you linkie.
(14:56:37) AstroFireN: I like System.
(14:56:58) luridlysteph14: Viscinity of Obscenity in you EYE!
(14:57:02) luridlysteph14: eyes*
(14:57:15) luridlysteph14: I am conversing with HOW many countries?
(14:57:35) luridlysteph14: brb. if i don't come back it's becasue the family vaught ,me
(14:57:37) luridlysteph14: caught
(14:57:44) AstroFireN: lol
(14:57:59) AstroFireN: I've been there, steph!
(14:58:38) AstroFireN: '_'
(14:58:39) BelowTheGround: Well, it sounds that great
(14:58:40) potterwars: it's a lot of rain
(14:58:47) BelowTheGround: But it's also cool accents
(14:58:50) AstroFireN: I like the rain
(14:58:55) potterwars: but it was really sunny today actually
(14:59:01) AstroFireN: and I like the sun
(14:59:03) AstroFireN: lol
(14:59:17) potterwars: 30 degrees C where i live
(14:59:26) potterwars: that is a FIRST for England
(14:59:27) AstroFireN: Believe me, where I live is even hotter
(14:59:28) potterwars: lol
(14:59:36) potterwars: i'm sure it is
(14:59:47) potterwars: but England is not so warm normally
(15:00:00) AstroFireN: I know
(15:00:21) BelowTheGround: Yeah, it's hot here too
(15:00:28) potterwars: i'm sat here in a sleeveless top
(15:00:37) potterwars: STILL wet
(15:00:41) AstroFireN: lol
(15:00:42) potterwars: 6 hours later
(15:00:52) AstroFireN: I'm almost dry by now
(15:01:03) AstroFireN: I think I should get a shower
(15:01:26) AstroFireN: Sea water could not be the cleanest out there
(15:01:30) pianosong81: It's always hot here in July, but it's cold in the basement
(15:01:38) potterwars: lol
(15:01:44) AstroFireN: I've always wanted to ahve a basement!
(15:01:55) BelowTheGround: I was just about to comment on how it's not July...
(15:01:59) BelowTheGround: but appanrelty it is
(15:02:02) BelowTheGround: *apparently
(15:02:11) AstroFireN: or an attic for that matter
(15:02:35) luridlysteph14: YELLOW!
(15:02:35) AstroFireN: hahah
(15:02:36) potterwars: lol
(15:02:37) BelowTheGround: haha
(15:02:44) luridlysteph14: I am wearing my monkey pjamas
(15:02:49) BelowTheGround: cue
(15:02:51) BelowTheGround: *cute
(15:02:55) AstroFireN: *steps away from girls' chat*
(15:03:00) AstroFireN: it could be dangerous!
(15:03:02) potterwars: i have a beautiful turquoise dress that is waiting for my year 11 ball
(15:03:16) luridlysteph14: becasue whe i walked ito the garage, it was dark. Now, its light, and the toaster just scared the life out of me
(15:03:16) potterwars: lol
(15:03:30) AstroFireN: lol steph
(15:03:43) AstroFireN: agh, I'm experiencing lagg
(15:03:58) luridlysteph14: I was waiting there,t eh butter on the knife because i had nothng better to do, and the toaster starts making all thes radioaction ZAP sounds ami go closer to inspect, and the toast possp in my facE! EEK!
(15:04:01) AstroFireN: yellow chicken?
(15:04:03) luridlysteph14: I eat Teh Toast
(15:04:42) AstroFireN: lol, let me reword it (and lol to you, too, steph!)
(15:04:46) potterwars: yes, you can
(15:04:57) potterwars: chicken with oil and tuumeric will make it yellow
(15:04:59) luridlysteph14: pls k thnx
(15:05:04) potterwars: *turmeric
(15:05:11) potterwars: and very yummy
(15:05:15) AstroFireN: Hmm.... chicken yellow?
(15:05:28) luridlysteph14: Mmm. CHUCKEN
(15:05:32) potterwars: lol
(15:05:37) luridlysteph14: eww, chicken at 7am isn't a good thought
(15:05:53) BelowTheGround: yes, but it is 5pm here
(15:05:57) AstroFireN: *chickens run away from steph, terrified*
(15:06:04) BelowTheGround: and wow. That means this chat has been 3 hours long
(15:06:08) luridlysteph14: Ugh
(15:06:13) luridlysteph14: Dron't remind my brain
(15:07:12) BelowTheGround: haha, nice
(15:07:29) AstroFireN: *knows it is confusing*
(15:07:45) potterwars: it's 10.00over here
(15:07:50) potterwars: pm
(15:08:02) AstroFireN: 17:00
(15:08:17) AstroFireN: I'm 7 hours early for the chat
(15:08:23) luridlysteph14: lol
(15:08:36) potterwars: lol
(15:08:45) potterwars: this is just great
(15:08:57) AstroFireN: lol
(15:09:01) potterwars: i'm lolling so much
(15:09:27) AstroFireN: chickens yellow in america... well, I thought they were until now
(15:09:36) luridlysteph14: so, i went back to sleep with the phone set for 4. But my brother was rolling aroudn in his bed at 1, so I couldn't get to sleep. He like.. screamed my name out
(15:09:46) luridlysteph14: Chickens like.. chicken littles?
(15:10:00) luridlysteph14: Okay, the dog next door is having a coronary!
(15:10:07) AstroFireN: Did I just enter a parallel universe? *looks out through the window how chickens are raining from the sky*
(15:10:18) pianosong81: lol
(15:10:39) luridlysteph14: lol, i w watching channel E, and someone said Chicken Little was sexy. I was like.. "Oh yes,,,, *eyebrow*"
(15:10:45) AstroFireN: I think we should forget the chickens. Chickens are too complex for the moment, heh
(15:10:55) AstroFireN: See? *points at steph last comment*
(15:11:11) luridlysteph14: *is off with the pixies*
(15:11:21) AstroFireN: no
(15:11:53) AstroFireN: er... *holds back comment for his manpride's sake
(15:12:09) luridlysteph14: pixies as in I;m zonked, lol
(15:12:11) potterwars: oh, by the way, everyone, Mandy says thanks for your 'i'll miss you's
(15:12:13) luridlysteph14: I need Red Bull
(15:12:20) luridlysteph14: CAFFEINE!
(15:12:25) luridlysteph14: Aww.
(15:12:27) AstroFireN: ok, sarah
(15:12:31) luridlysteph14: I was so sad.
(15:12:36) AstroFireN: lol, why?
(15:12:42) pianosong81: lol
(15:12:46) luridlysteph14: Becasue of Mandy & MJ.
(15:12:54) AstroFireN: ooohh....
(15:12:57) luridlysteph14: Not because of my lack of cold red bull ;)
(15:13:07) luridlysteph14: mm
(15:13:12) luridlysteph14: bettr than CV
(15:13:12) potterwars: *said
(15:13:14) luridlysteph14: V*
(15:13:30) AstroFireN: it's okay
(15:13:36) potterwars: i LOVE black coffee
(15:13:56) AstroFireN: caffeine = teh b4d!
(15:13:59) potterwars: you don't want to, Steph
(15:14:26) luridlysteph14: No, I don't think so. I heard it was very... vicious
(15:14:31) luridlysteph14: *closes book*
(15:14:55) AstroFireN: *wonders which book she is talking about*
(15:15:04) luridlysteph14: teh book.
(15:15:09) luridlysteph14: lol!
(15:15:14) pianosong81: lol
(15:15:15) AstroFireN: the book... oh! The Book?!?!
(15:15:35) luridlysteph14: Ten book is like Teh question
(15:15:47) luridlysteph14: lol, he's so.... depressed. hhee
(15:15:57) AstroFireN: one sec
(15:16:27) potterwars: yay!
(15:16:27) luridlysteph14: What;'s this hype about Doctor Who? I walk out of the room when it comes on. I don't understand it
(15:16:35) potterwars: it's great!!!
(15:16:54) luridlysteph14: *teh eyelids droop*
(15:16:59) potterwars: i preferred Christpher Ecclestone...
(15:17:03) potterwars: *hides*
(15:17:50) potterwars: he was better
(15:18:00) potterwars: i have them on DVD
(15:18:04) luridlysteph14: I will take this opportunity to empty MNFF spam in my inbox
(15:18:04) potterwars: LOL
(15:18:14) potterwars: i should really beta
(15:18:25) potterwars: i've been so bad recently
(15:18:40) AstroFireN: lol, why?
(15:18:51) potterwars: two weeks
(15:18:53) potterwars: eek
(15:19:06) AstroFireN: heh
(15:19:15) potterwars: no, three
(15:19:22) potterwars: almost *cringe* four
(15:19:23) luridlysteph14: wait, turnaround?
(15:19:26) potterwars: yes...
(15:19:36) AstroFireN: O_O
(15:19:37) BelowTheGround: wow. Uh-oh
(15:19:41) potterwars: and i said only one...
(15:19:53) luridlysteph14: I've waited months for a chpte once. But i love my beta to bits, hehe.
(15:19:54) AstroFireN: lol, I received a pm with someone's story
(15:19:56) potterwars: ...my one and only excuse: i had exams!
(15:20:03) AstroFireN: and I forgot it O_o'
(15:20:12) potterwars: lol
(15:20:19) luridlysteph14: That reminds me. Send story to Lys. Thanks guys
(15:20:26) luridlysteph14: lol same here
(15:20:30) AstroFireN: hahaha
(15:20:37) AstroFireN: I have to go to beta
(15:20:40) luridlysteph14: no real reason for procrastination *sigh*
(15:20:43) AstroFireN: I've got 7 clients :x
(15:20:57) luridlysteph14: Hahhaa i have none. Yay!
(15:21:03) AstroFireN: So, I guess I should better start now
(15:21:12) AstroFireN: No, but seriously
(15:21:17) luridlysteph14: *clutches* don't leave!
(15:21:26) AstroFireN: I have to go practice some piano, do some beta-ing and respond some threads
(15:21:32) BelowTheGround: *is part of the Procrastinators Club*
(15:21:37) BelowTheGround: so it doesn't matter anyway
(15:21:37) BelowTheGround: haha
(15:21:46) AstroFireN: so, see you all lovely betas!
(15:21:49) potterwars: i finished my exams 2 weeks ago
(15:21:50) pianosong81: lol
(15:21:51) BelowTheGround: Ah! Pablo!
(15:21:55) pianosong81: bye Pablo!
(15:21:56) AstroFireN: have fun without me
(15:21:59) luridlysteph14: Toodles, Pablo!
(15:22:04) potterwars: i finished my exams two weeks ago
(15:22:11) AstroFireN: the real party starts as soon as pablo leaves >.<
(15:22:12) AstroFireN: lol
(15:22:14) potterwars: so it's not a real excuse anymore
(15:22:22) AstroFireN left the room.
(15:22:39) potterwars: bye!
(15:22:42) potterwars: damn
(15:22:47) BelowTheGround: too late.
(15:23:05) pianosong81: lol
(15:23:12) luridlysteph14: MAN! I Feeeeel lke a woman
(15:23:29) luridlysteph14: *snort!* Someone did a spoof on her in Nutty's class..
(15:23:53) potterwars: really?
(15:24:01) potterwars: ok *hides*
(15:24:11) luridlysteph14: I heart all Australian Music
(15:24:15) potterwars: i only like one song of hers...
(15:24:16) luridlysteph14: which convers Country
(15:24:21) luridlysteph14: covers*
(15:24:39) potterwars: yay for Delta Goodrem!!
(15:24:48) potterwars: she's an Aussie
(15:24:49) luridlysteph14: *spasm* you KNOW OF her??
(15:24:53) luridlysteph14: OMG!
(15:24:56) pianosong81: lol
(15:24:57) potterwars: of COURSE!!!!
(15:25:04) luridlysteph14: My brother played on her brother';s AFL team!!!
(15:25:05) luridlysteph14: Hahaha
(15:25:09) luridlysteph14: She's awesome
(15:25:11) potterwars: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
(15:25:18) potterwars: YOU'VE MET HER????????
(15:25:36) luridlysteph14: what songs of hers do you like? Have you got the Mistaken Identity album out over there, or just the Innocent Eyes?
(15:25:38) luridlysteph14:Yes
(15:25:45) potterwars: both
(15:25:51) luridlysteph14: But she was the "NMeightbours Chick" then
(15:25:54) potterwars: WOWWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
(15:26:09) potterwars: i love her
(15:26:12) luridlysteph14: My favourites are Fragile(MI).. and Predictable (IE)
(15:26:16) luridlysteph14: Teehee!
(15:26:20) luridlysteph14: That's so cool!
(15:26:21) potterwars: seriously one of the best singers i know
(15:26:30) potterwars: lol, you sound like my sister
(15:26:38) potterwars: Steph, that is
(15:26:41) luridlysteph14: I love that little sigh scream thing she does at the end of predicatble
(15:26:46) luridlysteph14: *grins*
(15:26:46) potterwars: she loves those two
(15:27:06) luridlysteph14: You're just so predicatble ain every way I want you to know i know your Ga-a-ame...
(15:27:11) potterwars: lol
(15:27:21) luridlysteph14: Alright, You'll have me singing at traigning now
(15:27:33) luridlysteph14: Yeah, but I rebounded and went crawling back
(15:27:52) potterwars: lol
(15:27:53) luridlysteph14: AAH! *stabs Phillapoosis* how could he cheat with PARIS HILTON, no like?
(15:28:07) luridlysteph14: At leats she's with Brain *sighs to Almost Here* that's the next best favourite
(15:28:20) luridlysteph14: i can't spell the Scud's name, lol.
(15:28:20) potterwars: *giggles at Brain*
(15:28:27) luridlysteph14: teehee
(15:28:43) luridlysteph14: the best typos as from/form/fomr /brian/brain
(15:29:07) potterwars: i love Will You Fall For Me
(15:29:15) potterwars: and In My Own Time
(15:29:18) luridlysteph14: Will... you fall.... for meeee
(15:29:21) potterwars: from the first album
(15:29:29) luridlysteph14: In my own time i'll take a chance in my time i'll romance
(15:29:37) luridlysteph14: you have me singing aloud as i type!
(15:30:01) potterwars: lol wheeee
(15:30:05) potterwars: hehe
(15:30:13) potterwars: from the second album
(15:30:35) potterwars: i'd go for Fragile and Electric Storm
(15:30:39) luridlysteph14: Girl in the chair with the long olden hair... wll that used to be meeeee
(15:30:47) luridlysteph14: Fragile and Electirc storm are the best songs
(15:30:58) luridlysteph14: They're my song for Malicious Intentions
(15:31:05) potterwars: wow cool
(15:31:22) potterwars: i have a one-shot based on Last Night On Earth
(15:31:35) luridlysteph14: Songs and smells bring back memories for me. Her single, Predictable was playing while i was reading the Da Vinci code, so now i remember what i was thinking, when i heard that song
(15:31:38) luridlysteph14: WHERE??
(15:31:55) luridlysteph14: i'm so listening to it next.
(15:32:13) luridlysteph14: uh, eww
(15:32:17) luridlysteph14: Underage!
(15:32:19) luridlysteph14: lol
(15:32:29) pianosong81: <--totally zoned out
(15:32:33) luridlysteph14: My brother had a dodgy CD inhis CD case. I yelled at him.
(15:32:40) potterwars: lol
(15:32:42) luridlysteph14: *coughPariscough*
(15:32:55) potterwars: it's not actually up yet, Steph
(15:33:02) luridlysteph14: Ahhh!
(15:33:05) luridlysteph14: lol i was just looking
(15:33:12) luridlysteph14: Who, moi? *innocent*
(15:33:14) potterwars: looking where?
(15:33:23) potterwars: LOL
(15:33:26) luridlysteph14: Hey, my Extention English teacher gives us smut to read
(15:33:30) luridlysteph14: oh, her. eww
(15:33:39) luridlysteph14: she's the chewy on my shoes
(15:33:43) potterwars: lol
(15:33:58) potterwars: looking where, Steph?
(15:34:08) luridlysteph14: Do you remember when you were fifteen and the kids at school called you a fool coz you too the chance to dreeeamn?
(15:34:20) luridlysteph14: on MNFF. I was like - i . must. find it.,
(15:34:37) luridlysteph14: Apparently, i come up with good one liners. People pinch them and i get peeved.
(15:34:40) potterwars: oh right
(15:34:48) potterwars: lol
(15:34:53) luridlysteph14: it's the "people
(15:35:08) luridlysteph14: at school whom i have currently abandoned in favour of better people
(15:35:24) luridlysteph14: Lemonade? *perplexed*
(15:35:40) potterwars: ok...
(15:36:19) luridlysteph14: predictable sounds like lemonade?
(15:36:20) potterwars: loving me
(15:36:24) luridlysteph14: AH!
(15:36:27) potterwars: is what it says
(15:36:39) luridlysteph14: Yeah, her voice gets strane there. I sang it out aloud
(15:37:10) luridlysteph14: HAHA! It does!
(15:37:15) luridlysteph14: Wait, where didd everyone go?
(15:37:27) luridlysteph14: When did Sarah leave?
(15:37:56) potterwars: i haven't left
(15:38:01) luridlysteph14: lleeooooomonnaaadaaade
(15:38:09) potterwars: i'm still here
(15:38:18) luridlysteph14: Ah
(15:38:20) luridlysteph14: Wait
(15:38:25) luridlysteph14: *confused*
(15:38:34) luridlysteph14: I meant Karin, lol
(15:38:38) potterwars: lol
(15:38:40) potterwars: ok
(15:38:46) luridlysteph14: *headdesk* too late/early
(15:39:15) potterwars: *coughalicious*iwatchNeighbours*coughitty*
(15:39:28) luridlysteph14: Hahah do you>?
(15:39:36) luridlysteph14: Neighbours... and their daily labours
(15:39:52) potterwars: *cough*yes*cough*
(15:40:04) potterwars: huh? daily labours?
(15:40:05) luridlysteph14: with a u
(15:40:31) luridlysteph14: lol just something we said to each other in year 3. and it stuck in my mind. thought I'd share it
(15:40:45) pianosong81: I never really left...I've just bey majorly lurky
(15:40:45) pianosong81: lol
(15:40:48) potterwars: ok...
(15:40:50) potterwars: lol
(15:40:57) luridlysteph14: Oh!
(15:40:58) luridlysteph14: lol
(15:41:10) luridlysteph14: too many blue people
(15:41:16) luridlysteph14: And I, I am RED
(15:41:22) luridlysteph14: or possibly blue on your screens
(15:41:34) pianosong81: you're green to me, Steph
(15:41:45) luridlysteph14: HOw cool
(15:41:51) luridlysteph14: and what colour are you?
(15:41:57) luridlysteph14: maybe becasue you invited me?
(15:42:12) BelowTheGround: it has to do with who joined the chat first
(15:42:22) luridlysteph14: Another Lurker
(15:42:29) BelowTheGround: I've always been here
(15:42:50) luridlysteph14: Just so people know i gave up on dungeon an hour ago. i died. for the seventh time. My aim in that gave shall be to die
(15:42:52) potterwars: you're all in black on mine
(15:42:55) luridlysteph14: game*
(15:43:22) pianosong81: I'm blue
(15:43:22) potterwars: on a grey background
(15:43:24) luridlysteph14: Wait, are talking text, or the thing that says [07:43] potterwars
(15:43:29) pianosong81: lol
(15:43:37) luridlysteph14: Because i meant the [07:43] thing, hehe
(15:43:44) potterwars: the names and times are in bold
(15:43:44) pianosong81: Alright. Well, I'm going to leave this up, but since it's been almost 4 hours, I need to go do my cleaning.
(15:43:50) luridlysteph14: My writing shuld be green... with a yellow backround
(15:43:51) pianosong81: so...lurky I will be
(15:43:52) pianosong81: lol
(15:43:57) potterwars: but all of it is in black
(15:43:57) BelowTheGround: Haha, cleaning
(15:44:01) BelowTheGround: bye, Karin!
(15:44:02) pianosong81: it's black on white for me, Steph
(15:44:03) pianosong81: bye
(15:44:08) pianosong81: *hugs the guilders*
(15:44:11) potterwars: bye Karin!
(15:44:16) BelowTheGround: *hugs Karin*
(15:44:20) luridlysteph14: hugs* randonmly
(15:44:24) luridlysteph14: *hugs Karin*
(15:44:32) potterwars: hugs all round!
(15:44:43) luridlysteph14: *squishy face hugling*
(15:44:55) luridlysteph14: Aww, this was grat, guys
(15:45:12) luridlysteph14: but I shall go too, while we're saying goodbye. I've been up for four hours
(15:45:14) luridlysteph14: great*
(15:45:30) potterwars: yeah, i shall depart too
(15:45:35) luridlysteph14: Morning, all!
(15:45:38) luridlysteph14: *hugs*
(15:45:38) potterwars: lol
(15:45:44) luridlysteph14: Parting is such sweet sorrow.
(15:45:52) potterwars: goodnight everyone!
(15:46:03) luridlysteph14: But for now, my loves i must say adeui!
(15:46:07) luridlysteph14: Night/Morning!
(15:46:08) potterwars: lol
(15:46:12) luridlysteph14: *sneakd back inside house*
(15:46:18) potterwars: i'm off to sleep
(15:46:20) luridlysteph14: <3 an emo hart for u
(15:46:24) luridlysteph14: toodles!
(15:46:28) potterwars: bye!
(15:46:30) potterwars left the room.
(15:46:34) luridlysteph14 left the room.
(15:48:52) BelowTheGround left the room.

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